The Yeoman Rand Sexual Harassment Count is officially ON. She’s harassed in the hallways anytime she goes anywhere. She got sexually assaulted by Charlie X and Bad Kirk. Janice should be issued a phaser set to kill.
Being Human: Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
I never, almost never, would proclaim to be a fantastic boyfriend, but C’MON JOSH. Guilting Nora to attend the med school mixer after she 1. discovers she’s a werewolf; 2. kills a centuries-old vampire; and 3. loses her unborn child?
Lost Girl: Not The Worst Thing Ever
“Succubus. For god’s sake,” I muttered (yes, I mutter in italics). “This is just gonna be an hour of sexy face masquerading as female empowerment. I’m officially declaring the strong female character to be dead.”
Fringe: Enemy of My Enemy
On Twitter, Jaskia Nicole said that Alt-Astrid saying “cool” to the fact that Peter was from another universe was a nod to Abed on Community. Nicely done, Jaskia.
Star Trek 700: The Naked Time
What I like most about this one is the message that everyone is suppressing feelings to get along. In a way, we’re all Spock. Also, wash your damn hands.
Chuck vs Bo
Bo Derek is no no Emma Peel, or Linda Carter, or a hundred other actresses of that era. Also, I thought skinny chicks weren’t supposed to eat, so why is she chewing the scenery so hard?
Once Upon a Time: 7:15 AM
This is the weakest episode of the series so far, but I AM a love hating twerp. They never show the most important parts, like cleaning up a puking lover. When your S.O. wipes the corn off your face, gives you a shot of Pepto, and puts you to bed, you know you’ve got something special.
The Fades: Episode 2
I want Mac to somehow help Paul, maybe get some powers of his own, or just generally be able to be a capable sidekick for him. I think that would appeal to them both, because they both need each other, and there is nothing embarrassing about that.
No Such Thing As Too Many T-Shirts
A new age is upon us, internet users. It is the time of the cheap and well-designed t-shirt.
Star Wars: Uncut and Awesome
Star Wars Uncut did what the remasteries and prequels failed to do: renewed my love for Star Wars.
The Secret Circle: Witness
So it turns out, it wasn’t irresponsible witchcraft but the anti-witches council (aka witch hunters) that caused the fire on the boathouse.
Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear GOP Candidates
Specifically, Rick Santorum (hello again, buddy) and Newt Gingrich (This is your first time here. Welcome! Help yourself to some bacon bits. Don’t eat them! Sprinkle them on yourself).
The Vampire Diaries: The Ties That Bind
Everyone had issues. But good lord, do they all need to crop up in the same episode in a manner that caused me to leave for 15 minutes, come back, and not really have missed anything? Bonnie has Mommy issues. Caroline has Daddy issues. Elena has Stefan issues. Tyler has Klaus issues. Damon and Alaric [...]
Chuck vs The Kept Man
Here’s my impression of Chuck, “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Maybe I do want a kid. No wait, kids are scary. No wait, let me smother Sarah with my insecurities!” Man, grow a vagina.
Being Human: Turn This Mother Out
I think I’m over Josh. I used to find his squirmy insecurity endearing and sort of hot, but he’s become so emo and sullen that I’m getting impatient with him.
Books: The Alloy of Law
The cover of Brandon Sanderson’s novel features an abnormally short Liev Schreiber alongside a freakishly tall Tom Cruise. It polluted what should have been an otherwise pleasant reading experience.
Theater: Advance Man
This past Sunday, with the company of a very understanding cohort I had the opportunity to engage in some live sci-fi via Gideon Productions Advance Man, the first part of Mac Rodgers’ HoneyComb Trilogy.
Once Upon a Time: True North
The Evil Queen is the perfect character for me to cosplay. She has an uncomfortable smile and murder eyes. She’s awkward around other people unless she’s in charge of them. She glares at everyone with unrestrained contempt. Best of all, one of her pastimes is frightening small children, which I not only admire, but aspire to do myself.
