The Elderly Geek is tired of being meek and mild-mannered. It’s giving her indigestion. She has decided to enumerate ten things in life that jerk her chain, hoping folks will get their acts together and stop pissing her off.
Full Story »Top 5 Things I’ve Learned from Pink Raygun
When I pay attention, sometimes I learn things. These are my top five things I’ve learned with Pink Raygun since launching in 2007. Why, yes, there ARE zombies.
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear GOP Candidates
Specifically, Rick Santorum (hello again, buddy) and Newt Gingrich (This is your first time here. Welcome! Help yourself to some bacon bits. Don’t eat them! Sprinkle them on yourself).
Full Story »Zombies Usher in 2012 Comic Convention Season
Amazing Arizona Comic Con January 6-8, Mesa Convention Center Mesa, Arizona One of the best things about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to wait until summer for my comic convention fix. Amazing Arizona Comic Con is the first con of the year and it’s right in my backyard. This is only A2C2′s second [...]
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Mitt Romney
Mitt, your relentless trudge forward in the face of tremendous negativity is rather admirable from this Concerned Zombie’s perspective, but you’re embarrassing yourself now.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Pretty Much Dead Already
You guys, it looks really bad when your lone black character only shows up for group scenes and has no story of his own. Every one else has a story. Give T-Dog a story.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Secrets
What’s with the flagrant destruction of bottles? It’s the zombie apocalypse, people. No one is manufacturing bottles or any containers anymore. Maybe you should save them.
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear America
Congratulations on not going all Barbara on this odd-numbered election year. Remember, a healthy nation is a tasty nation.
Full Story »Walking Dead: Save the Last One
Thw thing about The Walking Dead is that it makes me think of these mundane, stupid things that make up our human lives. A house. A book. A 6th grader who’d invited me to a dance 23 years ago.
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Oakland PD
I thought we zombies would be the ones to make the United States look like a third world country on the news. You beat us to the punch, Oakland PD. Well done.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Bloodletting
Zombies are like glitter. They’re most effective when used sparingly and strategically.
Full Story »Letters from A Concerned Zombie: Dear Rick Santorum
You have to shut up, now. How are you not embarrassed every time you open your pretty mouth?
Full Story »Walking Dead: What Lies Ahead
No one is going to say it? No one is going to point out the symmetry of zombies going through the motions of praying to a zombie? No one is going to point out the irony of praying to a zombie about the current zombie situation?
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Glenn Beck
Your vision for American education takes all the fun out of being a zombie. 8 out of 10 zombies prefer an educated food supply.
Full Story »Moms and Dads and Kids and Brains
Earlier this summer, the fabulous Mary Higgins, her husband, and her children embarked on the kind of epic project that puts quality time in the annals of awesome: they wrote, produced, and filmed a zombie period piece as a webseries. Here, Mary talks about the concept for the series, the challenges of working with loved ones, and the advantages of removing everyone’s heads while filming.
Full Story »Letters From A Concerned Zombie: Dear Michele Bachmann
Here’s the thing, Michele. No one is going to blame me for ripping out my neighbor’s liver and making fois gras with it. My neighbor is a racist anti-Semite who puts her garbage out on the wrong day, anyway. But you, Michele. People might think you’re racist because of this pledge. And that’s way worse.
Full Story »Letters from A Concerned Zombie: Dear Andrew Breitbart
You’re being awarded with the elite status of Honorary Zombie.
You’re already a figurative zombie, a soulless shambling shell of a man, feeding an insatiable hunger for attention and washing it down with a mimosa mixed from Democratic tears. I literally am a festering sack of rotting humanity and you make me throw up a little in my mouth.
Full Story »Letters From A Concerned Zombie: Dear Congressman Rohrabacher
Certainly, Mr. Rohrabacher, you could have had an intern Google this for you. I’m a zombie, and even I have an intern. He’s an MBA from Colgate. I’m quite looking forward to eating him later, unless he can find some tossed out Boar’s Head cold cuts in our immediate vicinity.
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