Dear Walking Dead: You spent an hour killing off a character you’d already assassinated sometime in season two.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Clear
The Walking Dead-verse is like libertarian Disneyland. Ron Paul just creamed his pants.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: The Suicide King
Rick Grimes is a racist buttbrain, everyone is Woodbury is an idiot, and I’m so bored that stop paying attention and start thinking about The West Wing.
Full Story »Anna-Maria Jung: Bunnies, Ninjas, Lovecraft
I’ve felt the same way about bunnies ever since reading Bunnicula in elementary school. Bunnicula only drained vegetables (um, spoiler?), but the book clued me in to the inherent creepiness of bunnies.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Made to Suffer
I want Michonne to be my best friend and have a sleepover where she teaches me some sword skills. I’ll repay her by foraging for herbs with which to season the dried pasta, rice, and other assorted grains I’ll prepare for our dinner. I just need to learn how to start a fire without a match or lighter, and I’ll be set.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: When The Dead Come Knocking
I think “Ass Kicker” is a perfectly acceptable name for a baby. Certainly better than Judith. No offense to any Judiths who may be reading. You can’t deny that you’d rather be called Ass Kicker, though.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Hounded
GOD DAMN IT. The Governor’s butt is in my head, now. Governor/Andrea sexytime is in my head, now. THANKS, SHOW.
Full Story »Practicing The Zombie Apocalypse: The rUNdead 5K
I was DYING to try! I grew UP on zombie flicks! Dawn of the Dead and 28 Days Later still gives me nightmares! I HAD to see if I could survive a zombie apocalypse.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Say The Word
Did AMC and Show chicken out on showing the horrors of Woodbury and The Governor on cable television? Because, so far, I’m underwhelmed by the Woodbury stuff and super-underwhelmed at The Governor as a villain.
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