The Vampire Diaries: Growing Pains

Oh no! Elena is going to be a vampire unless we can stop it! This will be a fate worse than death for her and everyone who loves her! We’ll just ignore the fact that 80% of everyone she knows, has known, or will know is a vampire or part vampire.

The Vampire Diaries: Before Sunset

I get so worked up about this show. Even my dog, Monster, gives me looks that say, “Shut up! What did you expect?” Then my husband tells me not to drink so much and yell at the TV so loud since it’s a school night and the kids are trying to sleep.

The Vampire Diaries: Do Not Go Gentle

Have these people not watched their own show to know that their best laid plans suck ass and always end up in the toilet? Someone should keep a diary or something so they can go back and learn from their mistakes. Oh wait, they probably use it to talk about their feelings and who kissed them that week. That’s important in a town with a body count higher than the eastern hemisphere.

The Vampire Diaries: Break on Through

I have a horrible habit of missing the first half of this show, watching the last 20-30 minutes and then catching up on the beginning later in the week. In my defense, my oldest was in a play. Cutest pirate…EVER!

Vampire Diaries: 1912

As if Mystic Falls didn’t have enough problems, it seems they now have a counsel killing serial killer running loose. Twenty bucks says that it has something to do with poor “Oh my God, they killed” Alaric.