Introducing the Kirk Shirtlessness Principle: Kirk’s level of shirtlessness is inversely proportional to the episode’s level of action/adventure (times its weight in cheese). Also, Clint Howard.
Full Story »Books: Redshirts
On the Cheese Rating Scale, Redshirts is grass-fed sharp white cheddar. You think you know what to expect, but there’s a surprising complexity there. Also melts well on sandwiches.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: Dagger of the Mind
One notable thing about “Dagger of the Mind” is that Kirk suffers the uncomfortable consequences of pooping where he eats.
Full Story »You Can’t Put a Woman in Charge of a Spaceship
A female captain in a notoriously male-dominated universe, Janeway was a risk for Star Trek and one I don’t know if they’d take again. But from a purely selfish standpoint, as a fan of sci-fi and strong female characters, I’m glad they did.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: Miri
I’m pleased to announce that Yeoman Rand was not sexually harrassed or assaulted in this episode.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: What are Little Girls Made Of?
This episode is fraught with sexual innuendo and frustration: everywhere I looked, it was vaginas and penises.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: Mudd’s Women
With self-confidence, you too can win the heart of a surly space yokel and live on a barren planet, playing solitaire and nagging him about washing pans.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: The Enemy Within
The Yeoman Rand Sexual Harassment Count is officially ON. She’s harassed in the hallways anytime she goes anywhere. She got sexually assaulted by Charlie X and Bad Kirk. Janice should be issued a phaser set to kill.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: The Naked Time
What I like most about this one is the message that everyone is suppressing feelings to get along. In a way, we’re all Spock. Also, wash your damn hands.
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