Look at Regina! All expressing emotion appropriately and stuff! It’s like she’s been seeing my psychoanalyst.
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Prize pack does not include Chris Hemsworth delivered to your door in your specified state of undress. Although, that would be the best prize pack ever.
Full Story »Once Upon A Time: An Apple Red as Blood
Woohoo! It’s Awesome!Snow White! And she’s accompanied by Badass Granny, Killer Red Riding Hood, and a swarm of glitterpoop flinging fairies!
Full Story »Once Upon A Time: The Stable Boy
It was disorienting to see a happy Regina who smiled out of joy and love and optimism rather than out of inflicting pain on some poor, fairytale sap.
Full Story »Once Upon A Time: Heart of Darkness
Shouldn’t there be an orientation to the law before you get to start booking people in Storybrooke? Maybe the sheriff should at least sign off on watching a couple seasons of Law & Order?
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Dreamy
Fairytale dwarves are perfect workers for a conservative country. Asexually hatched, no messy lady business coming or going, and they’re all dudes.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: 7:15 AM
This is the weakest episode of the series so far, but I AM a love hating twerp. They never show the most important parts, like cleaning up a puking lover. When your S.O. wipes the corn off your face, gives you a shot of Pepto, and puts you to bed, you know you’ve got something special.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Desperate Souls
I have no interest whatsoever in Robert Carlyle unless he’s being sinister. The concerned dad from The Full Monty? Not interested. Rumpy with the power of the Dark One and nasty teeth? HOT.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
So, there is a simple solution to the Storybrooke problem: everyone in town has to make out with Emma Swan.
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