Woohoo! It’s Awesome!Snow White! And she’s accompanied by Badass Granny, Killer Red Riding Hood, and a swarm of glitterpoop flinging fairies!
Full Story »Once Upon A Time: The Stable Boy
It was disorienting to see a happy Regina who smiled out of joy and love and optimism rather than out of inflicting pain on some poor, fairytale sap.
Full Story »Once Upon A Time: Heart of Darkness
Shouldn’t there be an orientation to the law before you get to start booking people in Storybrooke? Maybe the sheriff should at least sign off on watching a couple seasons of Law & Order?
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Dreamy
Fairytale dwarves are perfect workers for a conservative country. Asexually hatched, no messy lady business coming or going, and they’re all dudes.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: 7:15 AM
This is the weakest episode of the series so far, but I AM a love hating twerp. They never show the most important parts, like cleaning up a puking lover. When your S.O. wipes the corn off your face, gives you a shot of Pepto, and puts you to bed, you know you’ve got something special.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Desperate Souls
I have no interest whatsoever in Robert Carlyle unless he’s being sinister. The concerned dad from The Full Monty? Not interested. Rumpy with the power of the Dark One and nasty teeth? HOT.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
So, there is a simple solution to the Storybrooke problem: everyone in town has to make out with Emma Swan.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: The Price of Gold
Rumpy, let’s run off together and start a fairy tale pawn shop stocked with hopes and dreams and heartfelt wails of “You can’t do this to me! I’m pretty!” It’ll be so romantic.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Pilot
I wanted to hate Once Upon a Time, but it just had to be charming. It had to win me over with its sweetness and heart. Damn sweetness and heart. I hate you.
Full Story »My Heroines Have Always Been Evil Queens and Witches
My friends idealized the princess-damsels, though, and I played along. But, the truth was that my favorite characters in the more popular stories were the villains: the evil queens and witches who were knowledgeable and daring, who didn’t suffer stolen radishes or snubs. And it only had a little bit to do with schadenfreude.
Full Story »America’s Sweetheart to Evil Queen
Julia Roberts has been cast as the Evil Queen in next year’s The Brothers Gimm: Snow White. Anyone else having a hard time buying Julia Roberts as an evil. . . anything?
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