Hillary Clinton on the B-Rock “snub” from the State of the Union: “I reached out my hand in friendship and unity and my hand is still reaching out, and I look forward to shaking his hand when I see him at the debate in California.” Never mind that, in the picture, she’s totally engaged with [...]
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Rudy Giuliani tried to smile this weekend in Florida, but it came out more like a snarl. Related Stuff:
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Rudy Giuliani insists his campaign isn’t running out of money. His campaign staffers just felt so bad that they were taking his campaign money so they could selfishly pay their bills (and maybe save up for a nice medical procedure) that they said, “You know what, Rudes? You need the money more than we do. [...]
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Rudy Giuliani is speaking out about the “very bad headache” he suffered last week. In a show of tremendous restraint, Rudes managed to discuss the headache without mentioning 9/11, but he did mention his prostate. Related Stuff:
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The Political Mistress voting block officially has a candidate to believe in and love while they’re spending Christmas alone (he swears it’s the last one – he really will leave his wife after the holidays this time). Rudy Giuliani has assured his future presidential mistress – whoever the lucky lady may be – that’s she’ll [...]
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