As unlikely as Newtie’s Moon colony suggestion was, I couldn’t help but nod my head and growl, “Yeah! What happened to the America that can?”
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear GOP Candidates
Specifically, Rick Santorum (hello again, buddy) and Newt Gingrich (This is your first time here. Welcome! Help yourself to some bacon bits. Don’t eat them! Sprinkle them on yourself).
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Mitt Romney
Mitt, your relentless trudge forward in the face of tremendous negativity is rather admirable from this Concerned Zombie’s perspective, but you’re embarrassing yourself now.
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear America
Congratulations on not going all Barbara on this odd-numbered election year. Remember, a healthy nation is a tasty nation.
Full Story »Letters from A Concerned Zombie: Dear Rick Santorum
You have to shut up, now. How are you not embarrassed every time you open your pretty mouth?
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Glenn Beck
Your vision for American education takes all the fun out of being a zombie. 8 out of 10 zombies prefer an educated food supply.
Full Story »The Hulk is My New Dreamboat
Mark Ruffalo is my new progressive dreamboat. I fell in love with him while watching this on TV.
Full Story »Nerdy Ideas for “We The People” Petitions
I have some ideas for petitions that could use the White House’s attention. I.e., issuing a proclamation ordering George Lucas to stop. Just stop. Stop fiddling with Star Wars.
Full Story »Letters From A Concerned Zombie: Dear Michele Bachmann
Here’s the thing, Michele. No one is going to blame me for ripping out my neighbor’s liver and making fois gras with it. My neighbor is a racist anti-Semite who puts her garbage out on the wrong day, anyway. But you, Michele. People might think you’re racist because of this pledge. And that’s way worse.
Full Story »Citizen Geek: Where’s Gandalf?
Lately things have been getting pretty sci-fi, with legislation that, knowingly or not, invokes stuff like The Handmaid’s Tale, A Boy and His Dog, and The Time Machine (possibly even They Live, because you just can’t be sure).
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 304
For the Clinton campaign, quote-unquote experts are like Iowa, South Carolina and Maryland – they don’t matter if they’re not on her side, and they can quote-unquote suck it.
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 288
Who has Passion Fruit Mousse as a family recipe? Family recipes are stuff like my mom’s spinach quiche or my baklava muffins. And really, didn’t anyone from the McCain camp realize that Cindy McCain no longer had to compete with Anne Romney? Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 285
Barack Obama has created a maelstrom while trying to discuss frustrated working class Americans at a fundraiser populated by wealthy Californians. Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 284
Barack Obama just got every public school teacher in America wet. Even the dudes (both of ‘em). Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 279
George Bush and Vladimir Putin are totally BFFs! They’re so in tune to one another that they showed up to their presidential pajama party wearing matching jammies! (Presumably, Dick Cheney was in the kitchen making Rice Krispie Treats). Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 276
If Bill Richardson is so inconsequential, why are people still having temper tantrums about his B-Rock endorsement? Related Stuff:
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