What’s going on in Neverland is like every uncomfortable family road trip I went on as a kid. Everyone is fighting, the group is lost, and there’s a blond girl crying.
Storybrooke is out of the picture for now as all of our leads have left this world on a quest to save Henry. A quest that immediately falls apart because they’re all so firmly fixed in their Breakfast Club archetypes that they can’t trust each other, much less cooperate. While the Storyrbooke Crack Rescue Squad is bumbling around the jungle, getting outsmarted by the Lost Boys, Henry is going to have to save himself by either killing Peter Pan or growing up and tarnishing his truest believer heart.
SDCC is so overwhelming it takes me almost three weeks to order my thoughts into something resembling coherence.
Tamara and Greg kidnapped Henry and took him through a bean portal to Neverland for Peter Pan and the Lost Boys….Show literally sent Henry to Awkward Tween Island.
I maintain that Rumpy never wanted to be good for the right reasons in the first place. The right reason to be good is that it’s the right thing to do. Rumpy has only wanted to be good because being good gets him Belle.
Looks like you can bring a Taser to a dragon fight. Is that a magic Taser? I want a magic Taser. It’ll go with my magic pepper spray.
I like how The Curse transported Fairy Tale Land to 1983 without making anyone suffer through 1980s hair, makeup, and wardrobe. But, they still got to suffer through President Reagan.
Well, thanks for showing up, Show. I’ve been waiting for this sort of performance all season. Also, Belle had a vibrator in her purse.
There’s something inherently funny about Rumpy vs. The TSA. Rumpy, the guy who is the root cause of all that has been amiss with Storybrooke and Fairy Tale Land, the guy who everyone is afraid of…. still has to take off his shoes at the airport.