Let’s see if I really need to watch every episode to keep up, shall we? I’m sure last week Elsa said “I’ll do anything to get my sister back!” and Emma scrunched up her face in disbelief at something and Henry wondered if he’d gotten any college acceptance letters, yet.
Little Bo Peep, The Payday Loan Extortionist, is my new favorite fairy tale bad guy. I want her to rise up against Storybrooke’s unstable government and questionable democratic system and institute a reign of terror during which she references The Silence of The Lambs!
Murder and imprisonment? That’s Old Regina. New Regina tortures writers. Good on you, New Regina. Mama’s proud.
Really, Disney? What? You’re not selling enough copies of Frozen on DVD and other Frozen related merch?
In three seasons, we’ve been from the Enchanted Forest to Wonderland to Neverland to Oz. We’ve also been to Black & White Movie Land and have been up the beanstalk (Heh. UP YOUR BEANSTALK!!!!). Where to next?
Ha! The pendant is the key to destroying Zelena! I CALLED IT! Now, because I’m feeling lazy, here’s my take on “A Curious Thing” in pictures.
Belle appears to be the only person in Storybrooke who knows how to do research. No wonder their library was boarded up for 28 years. NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH BOOKS.
Yeah, I groaned when I saw the candelabra in the opening title card. I’m not against the idea of Lumiere; I could just see Show going down the silly path and also throwing in a talking tea pot that’s friends with Belle’s chipped cup. Feck off, cup.
I am so looking forward to a Bitch-Off between The Evil Queen and The Wicked Witch of The West.