Murder and imprisonment? That’s Old Regina. New Regina tortures writers. Good on you, New Regina. Mama’s proud.
Really, Disney? What? You’re not selling enough copies of Frozen on DVD and other Frozen related merch?
In three seasons, we’ve been from the Enchanted Forest to Wonderland to Neverland to Oz. We’ve also been to Black & White Movie Land and have been up the beanstalk (Heh. UP YOUR BEANSTALK!!!!). Where to next?
Ha! The pendant is the key to destroying Zelena! I CALLED IT! Now, because I’m feeling lazy, here’s my take on “A Curious Thing” in pictures.
Belle appears to be the only person in Storybrooke who knows how to do research. No wonder their library was boarded up for 28 years. NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH BOOKS.
Yeah, I groaned when I saw the candelabra in the opening title card. I’m not against the idea of Lumiere; I could just see Show going down the silly path and also throwing in a talking tea pot that’s friends with Belle’s chipped cup. Feck off, cup.
I am so looking forward to a Bitch-Off between The Evil Queen and The Wicked Witch of The West.
While we’re on the subject of Emma’s love life…….Show, stop trying to make Emma and Hook happen. No one wants Emma to hook up with her son’s grandfather’s ex-wife’s lover.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M WATCHING ANYMORE. I can’t. I couldn’t. I had to retreat into boot shopping.