Mitt, your relentless trudge forward in the face of tremendous negativity is rather admirable from this Concerned Zombie’s perspective, but you’re embarrassing yourself now.
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Is Mitt Romney’s Republican party the same as the rest of the country’s Republican party? At his quittin’ time speech today he said, “You know, we have all the fun. The people in our party, they’re gorgeous.” He was addressing these people (I’m not joking, either): Related Stuff:
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In the aftermath of Super Tuesday, Hillary Clinton emulates Republican candidates, Mitt Romney’s wife gives him the stink eye, and John McCain points his grizzled, undead finger at conservatives and laughs maniacally. Related Stuff:
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This column has been all about Mitt Romney for the past couple of days. It appears that Mittens is my new Tom Tancredo: I can always count on Mittens to say something silly and inappropriate, such as: Related Stuff:
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Mitt Romney scolded Mike Huckabee about playing politics today. Mittens says the number one rule of politics is “No whining“. So, Mittens? I guess your habit of demanding apologies every few days doesn’t count as whining? Because it sounds pretty whiny from here. Related Stuff:
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If you can’t be the guy conservatives want as president, be the guy they don’t hate. At least, be the guy conservatives hate slightly less than John McCain. Mitt Romney understands that elections in the United States aren’t about getting your guy in – they’re about keeping the other guy out. As such, he’s attempting [...]
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Mitt Romney nailed John McCain for being lost in the past, then went on to say that he wants to stay in the house that Ronald Reagan built. Ummm. . . Mittens? Ronald Reagan was in the past, dude. Related Stuff:
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Mitt Romney is the only guy I know who can put on a guayabera and still look stiff and uncomfortable. Related Stuff:
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Did people in South Carolina shed blood at the polls for Fred Thompson? Is Fred is saying that voting for him is like shedding blood for the freedom of the world? Wait. I’ve got it: Voting for Fred Thompson is like getting shot. Related Stuff:
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Mitt Romney’s new election strategy: give kids a hard time about not getting married. As if you weren’t getting enough of that from your grandma. Related Stuff:
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Mitt Romney has no idea how to talk to teenagers from this century. Sure, we could blame the kids for not knowing that Let’s Make a Deal was an old game show and that Dan Jansen was an old speed skater. Or we could blame Mittens for thinking he had time traveled back to 1963. [...]
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Chuck Norris has plans for Mitt Romney. No roundhouse kicks – just choking. I’m not even making that up – it was on CNN. Related Stuff:
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Mitt Romney’s Mormon upbringing saved his first son from a life covered in poop. Related Stuff:
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Now Mitt Romney is pissed off at Time Magazine for putting Vladimir Putin’s mug on the cover as “Person of the Year”, which indicates that Mittens hasn’t read the article and possible doesn’t understand the concept of Person of the Year. Or, he may just have a bit of photo-jealousy. Mitt’s own Time Magazine cover [...]
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Does Mitt Romney really want to mess around with an Arkansas guy who has a gun toting wife, a scary kid and Chuck Norris on speed dial? Apparently he does, because Mittens is going around calling Mike Huckabee names and demanding apologies again. Related Stuff:
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Even after Mitt Romney’s big offensive “God speech” last week, people are still looking at the Mormon faith with a skeptical eye and asking Mike Huckabee if it’s a cult. Mittens clenches his square jaw of religious freedom and declares attacks on a candidate’s religion to be un-American. Related Stuff:
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“Any believer in religious freedom, any person who has knelt in prayer to the Almighty, has a friend and ally in me,” Mitt Romney said in his speech on religion today, indicating that if you’re an atheist, an agnostic, a private practitioner, a pagan, a Buddhist, or simply think a Christmas tree has no place [...]
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