Articles Tagged ‘john mccain’

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Con Report: Wizard World Philly

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By Lisa Fary - Wizard World Philly 2009 featured broken dreams, plenty of empty floor space, and Beaker smoking alone on a street corner in the rain. All for the price of $30 for Saturday admission.... (Continue reading)

Geek Survey: McCain’s Fairytale Villain

Meet Shirley Nagel, the wicked witch of the McCain campaign.... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: McCain-Palin Apocalypse

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By Lisa Fary How would a McCain-Palin Adminisration be like a zombie apocalypse?... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: Basic Instinct

By Lisa Fary Show me your supporters and I’ll tell you who you are. ... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: The Aristocrats!

By Lisa Fary Get endorsed by an aristocrat, confuse Spain with Latin America. It’s just another day for an average, American home owner. See! McCain is just like you!... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: A Pig’s Lipstick

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By Special Guest Contributor, Miss Piggy Dearest America, I am a pig and I wear lipstick.... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: Jack Bauer, Presidential Role Model

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Jack Bauer isn’t the kind of guy I want running the country. He tortures people. Federal and international laws are mere suggestions to him. He has a creepy ability to go 24 hours with eating or peeing.... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: Top Ten Uses for “McCain-Palin” Signs

Accusations of abusing power. Nearly recalled as mayor. Admitting on television that she’s not sure what the vice president does. Bathing in the very federal earmarks and pork that Jonh McCain dreams of hunting down and tossing into... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: Playing the Antichrist Card

John McCain may be the Antichrist, and not in a snarky metaphorical way. Like, he may really BE the Antichrist. ... (Continue reading)

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Geek Survey: Political Education

This just in: John McCain thinks teachers are poopy heads.... (Continue reading)

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