By Lisa Fary – Wizard World Philly 2009 featured broken dreams, plenty of empty floor space, and Beaker smoking alone on a street corner in the rain. All for the price of $30 for Saturday admission.
Full Story »Geek Survey: The Aristocrats!
By Lisa Fary
Get endorsed by an aristocrat, confuse Spain with Latin America. It’s just another day for an average, American home owner. See! McCain is just like you!
Full Story »Geek Survey: A Pig’s Lipstick
By Special Guest Contributor, Miss Piggy
Dearest America,
I am a pig and I wear lipstick.
Full Story »Geek Survey: Jack Bauer, Presidential Role Model
Jack Bauer isn’t the kind of guy I want running the country. He tortures people. Federal and international laws are mere suggestions to him. He has a creepy ability to go 24 hours with eating or peeing. But, John McCain would like us to think of him as Jack Bauer. At least, that’s what he told a Marie Claire reporter.
Full Story »Geek Survey: Top Ten Uses for “McCain-Palin” Signs
Accusations of abusing power. Nearly recalled as mayor. Admitting on television that she’s not sure what the vice president does. Bathing in the very federal earmarks and pork that Jonh McCain dreams of hunting down and tossing into a stew of American prosperity.
Just how long will the “Palin” part of “McCain-Palin 2008” last? And if Sarah Palin is removed from the ticket, what the hell are we going to do with all of those “McCain-Palin” campaign signs?
Full Story »Geek Survey: Playing the Antichrist Card
John McCain may be the Antichrist, and not in a snarky metaphorical way. Like, he may really BE the Antichrist.
Full Story »Geek Survey: I Triple Dog Dare You
John McCain has dared Barack Obama to appear with him in a series of town hall style forums where questions can be asked by ordinary Americans and not Tim Russert* who throws Undead Grampers’ words right back at him. Related Stuff:
Full Story »Geek Survey: A Viable Second Choice?
Now that Senator Clinton is suspending her presidential campaign, many of her supporters are sore and bitter, typing “I’ll vote for John McCain!” in angry capital letters in online comment threads. If you find yourself thinking that Undead Grampers is the next best thing to Hillary Clinton, brace yourself because I’m going to say something without sugarcoating it or being polite about it.
Full Story »Geek Survey: Ready, Set, Stalk!
John McCain wants you to set up a video camera in your neighbor’s bedroom. If you’re lucky, your neighbor’s bedroom antics will be shown at the Republican National Convention. Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 321
On SNL last night, John McCain joked about how ineffectual he is as a senator. It’s kinda funny. . . unless you’re an Arizona resident.
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 303
The RNC wants to sue the DNC for false advertising. False advertising? In politics? No freakin’ way!
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 302
It’s time to play “Pin the Foot in the Candidate’s Mouth!” Which presidential candidate made the following statement about Iraq?
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