With 39% of the vote, “Uncommitted” took a surprising second place behind Hillary Clinton (56%) in Michigan’s Democratic primary (you know, the state with no Democratic delegates and no real competition). Uncommitted did not have to run against the Barack Obama juggernaut, but he was at a distinct disadvantage considering his lack of existence. Also, [...]
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Last week, Hillary Clinton found her voice in New Hampshire. This week, she used that voice to denigrate the legacy of Martin Luther King, Jr. Related Stuff:
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I’m starting to feel kinda bad for Hillary Clinton. Last night, she was booed at a Democratic party dinner. This morning she went three rounds with a New Hampshire fire marshall to get a full gymnasium. Then, when the marshall finally relented, Bill O’Reilly showed up. Related Stuff:
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I had a dream last night that I was in a hot air balloon with Mitt Romney and my high school French teacher. Mittens threw me out of the balloon and as I was falling, I noticed that I was wearing super cute, Pucci print boots. Then I didn’t mind that Mittens was throwing me [...]
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It’s caucus day in Iowa and the Clinton campaign is doing everything in its power to get Iowans to their caucus locations: organizing a teenage babysitter army, shoveling snow, salting pavement, tying up all the rental vehicles in Iowa and its neighboring states. But, what actually happens at the caucus? Surely, it constitutes more than [...]
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A new Des Moines Register poll shows Barack Obama in the lead for the Iowa race with the support of 32% of “likely caucus goers”. Hillary Clinton and John Edwards whined, “NA UH!!! He is not!!” then shoved their fingers in their ears and chanted, “We can’t hear you! LALALALA!” Related Stuff:
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Prominent Hillary Clinton supporter Governor Ted Strickland of Ohio said Iowa doesn’t deserve its prominence in the presidential elections – a statement that has sent the Clinton campaign into a motherly attempt to reassure Iowa that it is unique and special and the pretty girls are just jealous because Iowa is so smart. Boys really [...]
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There was a time (called “The 90s”) when Bill Clinton spoke and perked my ears up to listen (unless I had food poisoning again and I was busy knocking over Secret Service agents to get to the restroom) because what he said would be moving, inspirational and not the least bit wackadoo. But, when he [...]
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Candidates are trying to be everything to everyone, but are the willfully ignoring a growing voter block in America? No, for once I’m not talking about Geeks (although I will by the end of this post). I’m talking about the “Political Mistress” vote – the former mistresses of our beloved political leaders are also voters [...]
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“I have not been planning to run for president for however number of years some of the other candidates have been planning for,” Barack Obama said in Iowa over the weekend. The Clinton campaign jiggled with glee at B-Rock’s statement because there is evidence that Oprah’s favorite senator has been planning his White House bid [...]
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Hillary Clinton snagged an endorsement from Barbara Streisand, which you may actually care about if you’re over fifty years old. Related Stuff:
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