It feels good to love Hillary Clinton again.
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Now that Senator Clinton is suspending her presidential campaign, many of her supporters are sore and bitter, typing “I’ll vote for John McCain!” in angry capital letters in online comment threads. If you find yourself thinking that Undead Grampers is the next best thing to Hillary Clinton, brace yourself because I’m going to say something without sugarcoating it or being polite about it.
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Senator Clinton wrote an op-ed for the New York Daily News today attempting to defend her RFK remarks and continued candidacy. I made it all the way to the second paragraph before becoming a rage monster.
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For the Clinton campaign, quote-unquote experts are like Iowa, South Carolina and Maryland – they don’t matter if they’re not on her side, and they can quote-unquote suck it.
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In Philadelphia today, Hillary Clinton likened herself and her campaign to Rocky Balboa, saying: “Could you imagine if Rocky Balboa had gotten half way up those Art Museum steps and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s about far enough?” Well, Rocky did make it up those steps eventually, after several attempts, but in the end, he [...]
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Bitch is the new black and an eight year old girl reading a poem is the new sniper fire. Related Stuff:
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In the eyes of the Clinton campaign, Governor Bill Richardson has gone the way of Iowa, South Carolina, Maryland, the District of Columbia, Virginia, and Texas. Clinton did not win Richardson’s endorsement, therefore it is inconsequential. Related Stuff:
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Fox News anchor Chris Wallace has orchestrated the lamest 24 knock off ever. Also, the internets are mean. Who knew? Related Stuff:
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Being called a monster doesn’t have to be negative. Geeks know that. Here are the top five reasons Hillary Clinton should revel in being called a monster: Related Stuff:
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It’s time to play “Spot the Sexist Language!” Identify the sexist language in this statement: Related Stuff:
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Ellen DeGeneres suggested that, as president, Hillary Clinton should ban glitter. NOOOO! I want to keep my glittery things! My glitter make-up bag! My glitter pens! My pink glitter Secular Tree of Awesome that stays up in my office year around with little shoe ornaments on it! Related Stuff:
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In the event that John McCain’s undead campaign decomposes to the point that his bellows of “BRAINS!” become a mere gurgle in his liquefied throat, Mitt Romney is prepared to step back in and save the country. Related Stuff:
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The plagiarism thing isn’t going away for Barack Obama. Campbell Brown, moderator of tonight’s Democratic debate on CNN, brought up allegations that B-Rock ripped portions of recent stump speeches from Deval Patrick. B-Rock says: “The notion I had plagiarized from someone who is one of my national co-chairs who gave me the line and suggested [...]
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The first rule of covering the Clinton campaign is “Do not talk about Chelsea Clinton.” The second rule of covering the Clinton campaign is “DO NOT TALK ABOUT CHELSEA CLINTON!” Related Stuff:
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In the aftermath of Super Tuesday, Hillary Clinton emulates Republican candidates, Mitt Romney’s wife gives him the stink eye, and John McCain points his grizzled, undead finger at conservatives and laughs maniacally. Related Stuff:
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The new endorsement standard: not endorsing Hillary Clinton will get you linked to President Bush. Related Stuff:
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Hillary Clinton on the B-Rock “snub” from the State of the Union: “I reached out my hand in friendship and unity and my hand is still reaching out, and I look forward to shaking his hand when I see him at the debate in California.” Never mind that, in the picture, she’s totally engaged with [...]
Full Story »What Would the Women’s Suffragists Do?
By Lisa Fary The New York state chapter of the National Organization for Women feels betrayed and abandoned by Ted Kennedy because he’s not supporting Hillary Clinton for president. I imagine their statement was supposed to be hard hitting and critical, but it just came off as a bunch of whiny, entitled women raging because [...]
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