By Lisa Fary
In these rough economic times, it’s important to conserve and find new uses for old things, such as season one of Heroes. Now, season one comes in a convenient toilet paper, so you can wipe your ass with it, just like the season three writers!
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By TrinityVixen
I’m genuinely torn about this: on the one hand, the show is still on its downhill slide into oblivion; on the other, Peter has no powers and gets thrown out of window! What’s not to like about that? He’s still alive, though. Bummer.
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By TrinityVixen
This episode in two words: hamster wheel. Everyone is going nowhere fast, and they’re exhausting themselves (and my patience) in their hurry to get there. This is very much a place-holder episode for conflicts yet to come. The question is will anyone still care when we get there?
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By Rhea Dee
You know, I used to get totally stoked for Heroes. I’d squee and cry and scream ‘wtf’ at appropriate ‘wtf’ moments. But lately, in this season, I haven’t been totally stoked, or squeeing, or crying, or anything. Instead I find myself dropping numerous f-bombs and telling Heroes to “suck it” or “get bent.” Normally, this isn’t that big of deal, because underneath all my f-bombs and suck its there is still that stoked feeling, the one that pulls me to the couch at 8 o’clock central time to watch Heroes. But watching Season 3 made me realize something. Something that can’t be ignored.
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By TrinityVixen The best thing that can be said about this episode is that it put Peter out of commission for most of it. The show only needs one Sylar. And after what’s been done to him, I doubt it needs even that many. Related Stuff:
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By TrinityVixen
While I love a cognitive disconnect of alternate realities as much as the next reboot-friendly geek, there’s a difference between Bizarro World and Clown Camp. Get out your red noses and rainbow wigs: we’re going to the circus. The show’s writers have cottoned onto the fact that their story makes no sense and are attempting to distract us from the fact throwing every character into an outré performance unrelated to any of their realities to date.
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By TrinityVixen
One of us or one of them? In an episode where character continuity and cohesion are thrown sideways into the land of make-believe, it’s hard to say who falls where.
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By TrinityVixen
Heroes derives this episode title from chaos theory. Yeah, that sounds about right.
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By TrinityVixen
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the gene pool, Heroes returns. Pop Quiz: “Volume Three: ‘Villains’” refers to a) Sylar, b) the Level Five crowd, c) show creator Tim Kring, d) all of the above. If you answered “D,” you’re already smarter than the writers who churn out Mohinder’s dialogue. Please submit your resumes to NBC ASAP.
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By Lisa Fary
Before Pink Raygun, I yelled a lot.
I was just as annoyed by the things I was watching, but had no outlet and would just yell at the TV screen, rant in the car, and send my co-workers scurrying away from the staff room. If I didn’t have Pink Raygun, this would be the scene on Tuesday:
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By Lisa Fary
After almost a year off the air, Heroes returns tonight in a three hour event – half of which I won’t be watching due the magic of Tivo. Who the hell has three hours to spend in front of the TV, anyway?
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