Heroes: Once Upon A Time in Texas

Filed under Heroes by on November 3, 2009 at 11:56 pm {4 comments}

By TrinityVixen – Remember those string maps that Future!Hiro made to mark out where and when everything went to Hell? How come he couldn’t figure it out with all his careful planning, but our Hiro, brain-tumor and all, manages to change the past without royally screwing the future inside of two minutes? Even Samuel makes mistakes, which I wouldn’t previously have thought possible, so how does Hiro manage not to? Or has the future changed already and I just haven’t noticed because my own past has been rewritten? Does this mean One of Us, One of Them never existed? (Oh I hope, I hope, I hope!)

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Heroes: Magic Babies

Filed under Heroes by on April 21, 2009 at 8:00 am {2 comments}

By Lisa Fary – Heroes, if you’re going to do an homage to Psycho, go all the way. Put Sylar in a flowery dress and have him kill someone in the shower.

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Heroes: Flashbacks, Grudges, and Other Family Values

Filed under Heroes by on April 14, 2009 at 8:00 am {one comment}

By Lisa Fary – It’s flashback time again in the Heroes-verse. This week’s horrible memories set to inappropriate oldies belong to Mama Petrelli.

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Heroes: Into Asylum

Filed under Heroes by on April 1, 2009 at 11:36 am {one comment}

By TrinityVixen – I could be more excited about the Petrelli family coming together to fight back against the Super Gitmo Action Squad if their individual scenes weren’t overwhelmingly excruciating to watch.

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Heroes: Cold Snap

Filed under Heroes by on March 25, 2009 at 8:26 am {no comments}

By TrinityVixen – How is it that Bryan Fuller only has to look at a show and suddenly it’s one hundred times more enjoyable? Well, Swoosie Kurtz helped. (I miss her eye patch!)

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Heroes: Done Right

Filed under Heroes by on March 24, 2009 at 8:07 am {2 comments}

By Lisa Fary – I hate to be hokey, but here’s the hero of tonight’s Heroes:

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Heroes: Hair Matters

Filed under Heroes by on March 9, 2009 at 10:15 pm {3 comments}

By Lisa Fary

Please let Claire grow up, take some martial arts classes, and break out of that damsel in distress box for good.

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Heroes: Exposed

Filed under Heroes by on March 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm {one comment}

By Trinity Vixen
I’m afraid this might come as bit of a shock, but there was a Bad Dad on Heroes this week. I know, I know, what are the odds? It’s shocking that they would exploit that. (This show? Exploitative? Never!) Brace yourselves, we’re in for a rough patch here.

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Heroes: Isn’t He Dead?

Filed under Heroes by on March 2, 2009 at 11:01 pm {4 comments}

By Lisa Fary

A bomb. A city in danger. It always comes down to an exploding man.

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Heroes: Matt and Mo 4 Ever

Filed under Heroes by on February 24, 2009 at 2:53 am {4 comments}

By Lisa Fary

I hoped Matt and Mo would kiss. It would have been a totally appropriate cap to the fountain of emotion that exploded all over that purple motel room.

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Heroes: Building 26

Filed under Heroes by on February 18, 2009 at 3:48 pm {8 comments}

By TrinityVixen

“Technically, I am a serial killer.” Attaboy, Sylar. The first step towards changing things is admitting that you have a problem.

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Heroes: Chicks Read Comics, Dumbass

Filed under Heroes by on February 17, 2009 at 8:00 am {5 comments}

By Lisa Fary

I thought we’d cleared up this business about chicks reading comics. Which means that the idiotic “Your vagina’s in my comic shop!” moment came from guys who really just have no clue about chicks, or possibly how to even find a vagina

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Heroes: Dual

Filed under Heroes by on December 16, 2008 at 11:23 am {9 comments}

By TrinityVixen

“Allllllll riiiiiiiggghhhttt!! It’s nine in the pee-em, I’m Gabriel Gray, and you’re rocking out to KPWR’s non-stop vengeance block! There’s still time to call in and request a person you would like to have me smite on air!”

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Heroes: Stuntcasting President Worf

Filed under Heroes by on December 16, 2008 at 4:05 am {9 comments}

By Lisa Fary

Cake didn’t try hard enough to fix everything. Maybe cake could have prevented Sylar from launching into the worst spoken word performance ever. Had a slice of cake been shoved in his hand, perhaps he would have lost interest in playing Saw with the Company gang.

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Heroes: Our Father

Filed under Heroes by on December 9, 2008 at 11:03 am {one comment}

By TrinityVixen
If someone came into your life suddenly and significantly, you’d probably remember them. I look forward to the day that Mr. Bennet reminisces (since Kaito, being dead, cannot) about how he eventually realized that the girl who showed up out of nowhere, knowing everything about him and his family is actually his daughter.

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Heroes: The Eclipse, Part 1

Filed under Heroes by on November 25, 2008 at 10:14 pm {8 comments}

By TrinityVixen
“I hate heroes.”

Sylar says what we’re all thinking. And, like us, he’s still, somehow, unable to escape them. Perhaps it is because this week he has no powers, and, as Mr. Bennet handily demonstrates, without his powers, he’s just six feet of punching bag.

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Heroes: How Hiro Can Get His Groove Back

Filed under Heroes by on November 25, 2008 at 1:03 am {11 comments}

By Lisa Fary

No one ever sees the chubby guy lurking in the sparsely planted corn.

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Heroes: I See White Men

Filed under Heroes by on November 18, 2008 at 12:51 am {one comment}

By Lisa Fary

I’ve never found Sylar attractive. Had nothing to do with his psychokilling or his Monarch eyebrows. Just didn’t dig him. Until now. I think it was the hair on his chest that got me. I encourage more shirtless Sylar scenes.

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