Heroes: Once Upon A Time in Texas

By TrinityVixen – Remember those string maps that Future!Hiro made to mark out where and when everything went to Hell? How come he couldn’t figure it out with all his careful planning, but our Hiro, brain-tumor and all, manages to change the past without royally screwing the future inside of two minutes? Even Samuel makes mistakes, which I wouldn’t previously have thought possible, so how does Hiro manage not to? Or has the future changed already and I just haven’t noticed because my own past has been rewritten? Does this mean One of Us, One of Them never existed? (Oh I hope, I hope, I hope!)

Heroes: Magic Babies

By Lisa Fary – Heroes, if you’re going to do an homage to Psycho, go all the way. Put Sylar in a flowery dress and have him kill someone in the shower.

Heroes: Into Asylum

By TrinityVixen – I could be more excited about the Petrelli family coming together to fight back against the Super Gitmo Action Squad if their individual scenes weren’t overwhelmingly excruciating to watch.

Heroes: Cold Snap

By TrinityVixen – How is it that Bryan Fuller only has to look at a show and suddenly it’s one hundred times more enjoyable? Well, Swoosie Kurtz helped. (I miss her eye patch!)

Heroes: Hair Matters

By Lisa Fary

Please let Claire grow up, take some martial arts classes, and break out of that damsel in distress box for good.

Heroes: Exposed

By Trinity Vixen
I’m afraid this might come as bit of a shock, but there was a Bad Dad on Heroes this week. I know, I know, what are the odds? It’s shocking that they would exploit that. (This show? Exploitative? Never!) Brace yourselves, we’re in for a rough patch here.