Small time Republican congressman Steve King should know that placing a disclaimer before a bigoted rampage doesn’t make the rampage any less bigoted. Related Stuff:
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Really, what are the odds that Barack Obama is the Antichrist? Probably about the same as Bush and Cheney getting arrested just for showing up in a small Vermont town. Oh, wait. That town’s police force has orders to arrest the Dynamic Duo on sight. Related Stuff:
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Do Republican analysts really think Americans are so stupid as to consider the name “Barack Hussein Obama” to be un-American? This one does. Related Stuff:
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In the event that John McCain’s undead campaign decomposes to the point that his bellows of “BRAINS!” become a mere gurgle in his liquefied throat, Mitt Romney is prepared to step back in and save the country. Related Stuff:
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Questions have been raised regarding the US Secret Service’s handling of security at Barack Obama’s rally in Dallas this past Wednesday. Dallas police officers on the scene report that they were ordered by the Secret Service to stop screening for weapons an hour before B-Rock took the stage in front of 17,000 people. Related Stuff:
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The plagiarism thing isn’t going away for Barack Obama. Campbell Brown, moderator of tonight’s Democratic debate on CNN, brought up allegations that B-Rock ripped portions of recent stump speeches from Deval Patrick. B-Rock says: “The notion I had plagiarized from someone who is one of my national co-chairs who gave me the line and suggested [...]
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If you’re going to lump free-thinking people together in an offensive manner, could you please bring your cultural references into this century? Referring to Obama supporters as “latte-drinking, Prius- driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund babies” only reveals the speaker to be an out of touch Boomer with little taste in shoes or coffee. And for gods’ [...]
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It’s time to play “Spot the Sexist Language!” Can you find the sexist statement attributed to Barack Obama? Related Stuff:
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Does Barack Obama give you inappropriate feelings that tingle, twitch and twinge? If so, you’re invited to join the party in Chris Matthews’ pants. Related Stuff:
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It’s good to know that Barack Obama is OK with rayguns. We need a president who is interested in the advancement of technology, and since B-Rock is OK with rayguns, he may be just the guy. Plus, rayguns are way cuter than your average handgun, even the newfangled pink Glocks which, for some reason, make [...]
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 183
A new Des Moines Register poll shows Barack Obama in the lead for the Iowa race with the support of 32% of “likely caucus goers”. Hillary Clinton and John Edwards whined, “NA UH!!! He is not!!” then shoved their fingers in their ears and chanted, “We can’t hear you! LALALALA!” Related Stuff:
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Barack Obama’s buttery goodness showed up at an Iowa middle school yesterday. No, really. There was a butter statue of B-Rock under the basketball hoop. Related Stuff:
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“I have not been planning to run for president for however number of years some of the other candidates have been planning for,” Barack Obama said in Iowa over the weekend. The Clinton campaign jiggled with glee at B-Rock’s statement because there is evidence that Oprah’s favorite senator has been planning his White House bid [...]
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Last week, Barack Obama admitted that he experimented with drugs as a teenager. Yesterday at a campaign stop in New Hampshire, someone – who clearly thought they were being clever – asked the Illinois senator, “Did you inhale?” Related Stuff:
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