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Ask an Amateur Scientist: Orgone

By Brian Thompson

I. The Setup

History is littered with the memories of those who made the unenviable journey from high respectability to high insanity.  Consider Prince, for example.  In the ‘80s, he had us all by the dancing shoes.  Sure, the purple thing was a little over the top, but that’s what being a rock star is all about. Read more »

Ask an Amateur Scientist: 
Accentuating the Positive



By Brian Thompson

I. The Setup

I apologize if I’m a bit rambly this week, but my head’s still spinning from last night.  And no, that’s no metaphor.  In addition to celebrating Barack Obama’s victory with wine, whiskey, and oral sex, I also broke out the old Necronomicon and summoned a few demons—you know, to liven up the party. Read more »

Ask an Amateur Scientist
: Dog Mouths



By Brian Thompson

I. The Setup

I don’t really know how it happened, but I got a new puppy. Okay, that’s not quite true. I’m fairly clear on how it happened. I browsed PetFinder.com until I found a beagle with a sob story. Mine was rescued from a Dumpster he’d been abandoned in for several days. He had patches of missing fur from the sores he suffered as he wandered around with his siblings nibbling on garbage. And his ears are about three times the size of his whole head. So I contacted the rescue agency (which turned out to be a couple of older hippies with a house full of cages and fur somewhere in the kind of backwoods country where “truck hitting telephone pole” is the number one fatality) and asked for an application. Read more »

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