By Brian Thompson
I. The Setup
“Actress” Gwyneth Paltrow recently turned up to a movie premiere in a dress with a low cut back. That seems innocent enough, right? I mean, she’s a celebrity, so her back muscles and back skin are necessarily more beautiful and luminescent than a mere mortal’s. Why not show off a little spinal cleavage? But for maybe the first time in her life, her physical appearance elicited the same kind of reaction normally reserved only for her performances. Namely: “What the…? Who hired this person?”
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