John asked, “Does this episode seems boring to you?” I agreed. Right then, Bill and Lorena got on with their hate sex and things got weird.
Full Story »True Blood: A Vampire Martha Stewart
Am I the only one who was tickled by vampire cuisine? Carbonated, cruelty-free blood with citrus notes. Rose petal infused blood bisque. Blood sorbet. And here I thought vampire cuisine was all about biting the necks of free range humans. I wonder if the king’s consort has considered putting out a Martha Stewart-esque lifestyle quarterly.
Full Story »True Blood S3: Bad Blood
Ah, Sookie. You’re the protagonist of this whole thing. Why do I have so much trouble with you? Perhaps it’s because you are so inconsistent. Of all the characters on True Blood, she is the most poorly defined, and seems to switch personalities faster than Jason switches sex partners. She loves Bill, she despises Bill, she loves him again, but not really. She’s strong, intelligent, and has a backbone of steel, or she’s a ditzy girly-girl thinking about nothing other than her romance with Bill.
Full Story »True Blood S3 Premiere: Driving Me to Distraction
I’d like to be able to write something coherent about this season three premiere of True Blood, but whenever I try to string together a sentence, I’m thwarted by Eric Northman’s butt. And Bill’s hairy, shirtless chest. And Sam’s hairy, shirtless chest. How am I supposed to concentrate when all that is out there?
Full Story »True Blood: Season 2 Finale
By Teresa Jusino – So this week, after a week off and a previous episode culminating in mayhem and danger, we’ve finally gotten the Season Two finale of True Blood. I just wish it had been worth the wait.
Full Story »True Blood 2.1: Nothing But the Blood
By Teresa Jusino – TRUE BLOOD IS BACK! Which means that my four housemates and I will be seeing a lot more of each other, as this is the one show that is guaranteed to bring all of us together. Season Two started off with a bang – and this recap/review CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS. You have been warned.
Full Story »Paley Fest Update: True Blood – Spoiler Alert!
By Juliana Weiss Let me tell you, watching Alan Ball’s True Blood on my respectably sized HD television at home is nothing compared to watching it at the ArcLight’s Cinerama Dome. Related Stuff:
Full Story »True Blood: Season One Wrap Up
By Teresa Jusino
I sit here in mourning. This has been the first Sunday in weeks that my housemates and I haven’t been able to get together to watch the one television show that everyone in the house loves. This Thanksgiving weekend, as each of us went to different destinations to spend the holiday, I’m sure of one thing. Somewhere, in our deepest heart of hearts, we were all giving thanks for True Blood.
Full Story »True Blood: Fourth Man in the Fire
by Teresa Jusino
Watching True Blood, I feel like I develop a new fetish every episode. This week? I have a sudden urge to be ravaged by a hot dead guy covered in dirt in a graveyard. Oh, True Blood! How do you find your way into the very cockles of my being?!
Full Story »True Blood- Cold Ground & Burning House of Love
by Teresa Jusino
Before getting to the episodes, I have to say that True Blood has one of the most interesting and effectively used soundtracks on television. Recently, I created a Pandora Internet Radio station that I called “True Blood Radio” built by using the artists and songs listed on the True Blood website, and it’s something I can leave on all day. You should try it!
Full Story »True Blood: Escape from Dragon House & Sparks Fly Out
by Teresa Jusino
It seems I missed a week in my True Blood reviewing. Sorry about that. It’s just as well, though, since there wasn’t anything particularly exciting about Episode 4 of True Blood, “Escape From Dragon House.” (And I will give a nice, firm pat on the back to anyone who can explain this title to me)
Full Story »True Blood: Mine
By Teresa Jusino
After only three aired episodes, HBO has already renewed True Blood for a second season and will be airing new episodes over the summer! It’s great to know that HBO recognizes quality storytelling when they see it.
Full Story »True Blood: The First Taste
by Teresa Jusino And the award for best television couple goes to….Sookie Stackhouse and Bill “The Vampire” Compton! Episode 2 of True Blood, “The First Taste”, begins with the aftermath of Sookie’s vicious beating. Bill swoops onto the scene as Sookie is being attacked and brutally flings Mack and Denise Rattray off of her, killing [...]
Full Story »True Blood: Strange Love
by Teresa Jusino Trashy. Sexy. Southern. Fun. All these words accurately describe HBO’s latest original offering, True Blood, which premiered this week. Anna Paquin stars as Sookie Stackhouse, a waitress at a diner in Bon Temps, LA who also happens to be able to read people’s thoughts. Related Stuff:
Full Story »Embrace the Night…and Alternate Reality Marketing
By Teresa Jusino
I’m a sucker for vampires. (Oh, come on!) If zombies are a way for us to examine ourselves as we are, to see what lazy sheeple we’ve become, vampires are a way for us to examine what we want to be – powerful, immortal, and really, really hot.
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