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Goodbye Jaime Summers

By Melissa Voelker

Goodbye Jaime SummersBionic Woman may not have been a terribly well written or well acted show, yet I still feel it deserves a proper send off into the land of Television Programs That Are No More. Sure I wanted to scream and yell and shake some sense into Jaime Summers from time to time, but that was only because I thought she could do so much better. read more »

Bionic Woman: Do Not Disturb

By Melissa Voelker
Tonight’s very special episode begins with a bar wake for poor Antonio, with everyone sitting around a table drinking and looking forlorn. That’s right, I almost forgot he bit it at the end of the last episode. It was done so quickly and in such an overused, clichĂ© type of way that it slipped my mind. Anyways, Jonas tries to be empathetic to a hurting Jaime, and she throws a random Will Anthros comment back his way. Not that she mentions his name or anything, you just get the idea who she is talking about because he is the only other dead person she was any kinds of attached too. The best part of the whole weird wake scenario is Dr. Ruth making a very funny comment about sleeping with Antonio once and how amazing it was. Her delivery is so deadpan and spot on bizarre that it garnered a real laugh out of me. Go Dr. Ruth. read more »

Bionic Woman: Trust Issues

By Melissa Voelker
Tonight I’ve been drinking some Sake Dew (Sake mixed with Mt Dew - it’s tasty, believe me) so maybe that will make things better as I watch the new Bionic Woman episode. Or maybe not. read more »

Bionic Showdown: The Ultimate Battle of the Bionic Women Round 5 – Characters

By Melissa Voelker
Though the last round ended in a surprising tie, the 1976 Bionic Woman is leading the competition 3-2 and needs only to win this last round in order to take the crown as the Ultimate Bionic victor. To give the 2007 show a bit more of a chance they will start off this last battle by presenting their cast of characters. This time around they won’t be judged by the acting cred of the real person that plays them. Instead they will have to be able to stand alone on their own fictional feet. read more »

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