John McCain continues to get older and more confused every day. Perhaps it’s due to the decomposition. Related Stuff:
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Do Republican analysts really think Americans are so stupid as to consider the name “Barack Hussein Obama” to be un-American? This one does. Related Stuff:
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Ellen DeGeneres suggested that, as president, Hillary Clinton should ban glitter. NOOOO! I want to keep my glittery things! My glitter make-up bag! My glitter pens! My pink glitter Secular Tree of Awesome that stays up in my office year around with little shoe ornaments on it! Related Stuff:
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In the event that John McCain’s undead campaign decomposes to the point that his bellows of “BRAINS!” become a mere gurgle in his liquefied throat, Mitt Romney is prepared to step back in and save the country. Related Stuff:
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Which one of you invited Ralph Nader to the party? Was it you, GOP? Are you hoping to split the Democratic vote so your candidate can ride in to the White House on a natty, three-legged steed born of the Electoral College and Supreme Court rulings? Related Stuff:
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Caption this picture of George Bush and John McCain! Here’s mine: John McCain feels his soul shrivel up as he accepts Bush’s support. Related Stuff:
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Questions have been raised regarding the US Secret Service’s handling of security at Barack Obama’s rally in Dallas this past Wednesday. Dallas police officers on the scene report that they were ordered by the Secret Service to stop screening for weapons an hour before B-Rock took the stage in front of 17,000 people. Related Stuff:
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The plagiarism thing isn’t going away for Barack Obama. Campbell Brown, moderator of tonight’s Democratic debate on CNN, brought up allegations that B-Rock ripped portions of recent stump speeches from Deval Patrick. B-Rock says: “The notion I had plagiarized from someone who is one of my national co-chairs who gave me the line and suggested [...]
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If you’re going to lump free-thinking people together in an offensive manner, could you please bring your cultural references into this century? Referring to Obama supporters as “latte-drinking, Prius- driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund babies” only reveals the speaker to be an out of touch Boomer with little taste in shoes or coffee. And for gods’ [...]
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Michelle Obama had her very own “I could have stayed home and baked cookies” moment yesterday, which has ignited all kinds of “UN-AMERICAN!!!” accusations and initiated a snotty remark from Cindy McCain, who wants America to know she’s waaaay more patriotic than Mrs. Obama. Related Stuff:
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John McCain had a lapse in mental clarity and, for a moment, believed he was George Herbert Walker Bush, going so far as to spout the former president’s infamous line, “No new taxes!” Related Stuff:
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It’s time to play “Spot the Sexist Language!” Can you find the sexist statement attributed to Barack Obama? Related Stuff:
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I can’t remember how Boston’s “More Than a Feeling” goes. But, Boston does, and they’d like Mike Huckabee and his band to stop playing it. Related Stuff:
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Dropping out of the race isn’t the only repugnant thing Mitt Romney has done for the United States. Today, Mittens endorsed John McCain and looked rather disgusted with himself while doing it. Related Stuff:
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Does Barack Obama give you inappropriate feelings that tingle, twitch and twinge? If so, you’re invited to join the party in Chris Matthews’ pants. Related Stuff:
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Watching Rush Limbaugh’s “I’m still relevant!” dance is like watching a flailing cockroach stuck on its back on an Oxycontin addict’s bathroom floor. Related Stuff:
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