“Nanny nanny boo boo! I’ve got more cash than you do!” Ron Paul taunted John McCain yesterday. The Paul campaign reported $2.4 million in the bank compared to McCain’s $2 million. Paul is still waaaay behind Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney, but for a guy who’s considered the Dennis Kucinich of the Republican party, the [...]

“Romney Criticized for Hotel Pornography!” How misleading is that headline? It sounds like Mitt Romney had some porn in his hotel room, but what’s really going on is conservative monkey poop flinging about his time on the Marriot Hotels board. Marriot offers pay-per-view adult movies, and as a family values type of guy, conservative monkeys [...]

Iowa must feel like that girl who shows up to school all developed after summer vacation. No one paid her any attention before, and now she has a flock of guys wooing her for one thing, and one thing only. You don’t hear about Iowa very much in between election years. But, because it has [...]

No Geek Survey responses today, either. Chris Dodd’s camp sent an email announcing D-TV, “giving you a never before seen window into the campaign.” I hope they remember to close the bathroom door while I’m peeping in that window. Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Chris Dodd, Dennis Kucinich and Bill Richardson braved 16,000 (representative of 3.2 [...]

No responses to the Geek Survey yet. Instead of responding to the Pink Raygun survey today, Republican candidate Duncan Hunter made these comments about Ann Coulter on Hardball: “[She's] a particularly articulate spokeswoman for the conservative view.� “She�s closely approaching that level of being a great American.� Yes, the woman who said “People like you [...]

“If we see farther than others it is because we stand on the shoulders of geeks.” -Mark Edwards There was an idiotic poll back in 2004 that found that over 50% of “swingable” voters would rather have a beer with George Bush than suck back a cool one with Senator Kerry. The “beer buddy” factor [...]