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	<title>Pink Raygun.com &#187; Presidential Geek Survey Diary</title>
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	<description>&#34;Well, that is your name, isn&#039;t it? Calvin Klein? It&#039;s written all over your underwear.&#34; - Lorraine Baines, Back to the Future</description>
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		<title>Newt Gingrich: Moon President</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2012/02/05/newt-gingrich-moon-president/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2012/02/05/newt-gingrich-moon-president/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lunar colony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As unlikely as Newtie's Moon colony suggestion was, I couldn't help but nod my head and growl, "Yeah! What happened to the America that can?"]]></description>
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		<title>Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear America</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/11/10/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/11/10/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 13:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations on not going all Barbara on this odd-numbered election year. Remember, a healthy nation is a tasty nation.]]></description>
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		<title>Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Oakland PD</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/10/28/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-oakland-pd/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/10/28/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-oakland-pd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 10:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[occupy oakland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I thought we zombies would be the ones to make the United States look like a third world country on the news. You beat us to the punch, Oakland PD. Well done.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Tea Party Zombies</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/09/08/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-tea-party-zombies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/09/08/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-tea-party-zombies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tea Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tea party zombies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It is my pleasure to inform you that this Concerned Zombie does not support the game, Tea Party Zombies Must Die, and plans to boycott it. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Letters From A Concerned Zombie: Dear Michele Bachmann</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/07/08/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-michele-bachmann/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/07/08/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-michele-bachmann/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 04:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michele bachmann]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s the thing, Michele. No one is going to blame me for ripping out my neighbor’s liver and making fois gras with it. My neighbor is a racist anti-Semite who puts her garbage out on the wrong day, anyway. But you, Michele. People might think you’re racist because of this pledge. And that's way worse.]]></description>
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		<title>Letters from A Concerned Zombie: Dear Andrew Breitbart</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/06/08/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-andrew-breitbart/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/06/08/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-andrew-breitbart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 13:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andrew breitbart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You’re being awarded with the elite status of Honorary Zombie.

You’re already a figurative zombie, a soulless shambling shell of a man, feeding an insatiable hunger for attention and washing it down with a mimosa mixed from Democratic tears. I literally am a festering sack of rotting humanity and you make me throw up a little in my mouth.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Letters From A Concerned Zombie: Dear Congressman Rohrabacher</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/05/30/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-congressman-rohrabacher/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2011/05/30/letters-from-a-concerned-zombie-dear-congressman-rohrabacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 11:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[climate change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dana rohrabacher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[global warming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Certainly, Mr. Rohrabacher, you could have had an intern Google this for you. I’m a zombie, and even I have an intern. He’s an MBA from Colgate. I’m quite looking forward to eating him later, unless he can find some tossed out Boar’s Head cold cuts in our immediate vicinity.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Jedi Master B-Rock</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2009/09/17/jedi-master-b-rock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2009/09/17/jedi-master-b-rock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars universe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I told you "Barack Obama" was a Star Wars Universe name.  Photo after the jump.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: Palin v. Blogosphere</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/12/geek-survey-palin-v-blogosphere/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/12/geek-survey-palin-v-blogosphere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 04:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The election is over. So, why is Sarah Palin still pissing me off?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>34</slash:comments>
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		<title>We the Geeks of the United States  </title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/05/we-the-geeks-of-the-united-states%e2%80%a8%e2%80%a8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/05/we-the-geeks-of-the-united-states%e2%80%a8%e2%80%a8/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joe six pack]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[by Nancy Mathews

Dear Joe Six Pack,

I wanted to write to you to assure you that all is well. There is no need to fear the Presidency of Barack Obama. The geeks and nerds of the world are extremely trustworthy.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: President B-Rock</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/05/geek-survey-president-b-rock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/05/geek-survey-president-b-rock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[president obama]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pinkraygun.com/?p=4178</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Lisa Fary

I feel like the Death Star just exploded.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Election Day Snack Time</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/04/election-day-snack-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/04/election-day-snack-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ben & Jerry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Krispy Kreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Starbucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After you've done your civic duty today, indulge in coffee, donuts, and ice cream.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: McCain&#8217;s Fairytale Villain</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/02/geek-survey-mccains-fairytale-villain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/02/geek-survey-mccains-fairytale-villain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john mccain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mccain supporters]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pinkraygun.com/?p=4130</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Meet Shirley Nagel, the wicked witch of the McCain campaign.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: Palin&#8217;s First Amendment</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/31/geek-survey-palins-first-amendment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/31/geek-survey-palins-first-amendment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first amendment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pinkraygun.com/?p=4096</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Lisa Fary

The media violates the First Amendment! Wait. . . huh?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: Only Commies Pay Taxes</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/26/geek-survey-only-commies-pay-taxes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/26/geek-survey-only-commies-pay-taxes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By Lisa Fary

Sarah Palin thinks paying taxes isn’t just unpatriotic, it’s Communist. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: Endorsement By Association</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/16/geek-survey-endorsement-by-association/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/16/geek-survey-endorsement-by-association/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colin powell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fox news]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pinkraygun.com/?p=3833</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Lisa Fary

Colin Powell’s hip-hop dancing was really a covert endorsement for B-Rock.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Liveblogapalooza: Final Presidential Debate</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/15/liveblogapalooza-final-presidential-debate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/15/liveblogapalooza-final-presidential-debate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[presidential debate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you must watch the debate alone in the dark with a bottle of bargain booze, at least bathe yourself in the glow of the internets and the liveblogapalooza therein. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: McCain-Palin Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/10/geek-survey-mccain-palin-apocalypse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/10/geek-survey-mccain-palin-apocalypse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john mccain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombie apocalypse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pinkraygun.com/?p=3740</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Lisa Fary

How would a McCain-Palin Adminisration be like a zombie apocalypse?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: Basic Instinct</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/07/geek-survey-basic-instinct/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/10/07/geek-survey-basic-instinct/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john mccain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By Lisa Fary

Show me your supporters and I’ll tell you who you are. 

 ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geek Survey: Sarah Palin Has A Map</title>
		<link>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/09/25/geek-survey-sarah-palin-has-a-map/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/09/25/geek-survey-sarah-palin-has-a-map/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alpha-Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential Geek Survey Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As we learned from that unfortunate Miss Teen USA contestant, some people don't have maps.  Sarah Palin has a map and can find The Russia and The Canada!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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