What do you get a Wookie for Christmas when he already has a comb? Dennis Kucinich just might have that answer: the Phantom Voting Booth of the 2000 presidential election. Related Stuff:
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Today’s question is: what did Bill Richardson have for breakfast before the Des Moines Register Democratic debate? I ask because it appears that no one wanted to get too close to him and he looks like he has that bloaty feeling. Related Stuff:
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Just in case you got the impression that the Republican candidates like campaigning, like debating, and like Iowa, here’s a telling photo of the GOP gene pool at yesterday’s debate sponsored by the Des Moines Register: Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 163
Even after Mitt Romney’s big offensive “God speech” last week, people are still looking at the Mormon faith with a skeptical eye and asking Mike Huckabee if it’s a cult. Mittens clenches his square jaw of religious freedom and declares attacks on a candidate’s religion to be un-American. Related Stuff:
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Ron Paul answered the “who is your favorite superhero?” question! You know, the one we’ve been trying to get answered since May as part of the Presidential Geek Survey. But, he didn’t answer it for Pink Raygun – it was for ComicMix. This makes one wonder, does Paulie (or his handlers) have a problem with [...]
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 161
GOP candidates, you should take note of the following: Watching Univision doesn’t make someone an illegal immigrant. Univision viewers aren’t universally unable to speak English. Univision viewers probably still know what’s going on and know what you’ve said before. Related Stuff:
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The Political Mistress voting block officially has a candidate to believe in and love while they’re spending Christmas alone (he swears it’s the last one – he really will leave his wife after the holidays this time). Rudy Giuliani has assured his future presidential mistress – whoever the lucky lady may be – that’s she’ll [...]
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 159
I can deal with a baby shower in the break room at lunch, but I can’t deal with being asked to contribute to it. If I don’t, I’m basically saying “I hate your baby!” (which I don’t – I just don’t want to dip into the 42″ LCD TV fund to welcome it – you [...]
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 158
Candidates are trying to be everything to everyone, but are the willfully ignoring a growing voter block in America? No, for once I’m not talking about Geeks (although I will by the end of this post). I’m talking about the “Political Mistress” vote – the former mistresses of our beloved political leaders are also voters [...]
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 157
“Any believer in religious freedom, any person who has knelt in prayer to the Almighty, has a friend and ally in me,” Mitt Romney said in his speech on religion today, indicating that if you’re an atheist, an agnostic, a private practitioner, a pagan, a Buddhist, or simply think a Christmas tree has no place [...]
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 156
As if Mike Huckabee’s Iowa surge wasn’t frustrating enough for Mitt Romney, now there’s speculation that voters may be flocking to Huck because they like his face. “But, I’m handsome and square of jaw!” Mittens says. “How can America possibly like that Arkansas yokel’s mug more than my 1950s era, gentleman caller visage?” Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 154
“I have not been planning to run for president for however number of years some of the other candidates have been planning for,” Barack Obama said in Iowa over the weekend. The Clinton campaign jiggled with glee at B-Rock’s statement because there is evidence that Oprah’s favorite senator has been planning his White House bid [...]
Full Story »Interview: Claudia Alves – Behind the Scenes on Pushing Daisies
Interview by Sonia Aurora A good friend of mine got married in October, and I had the good fortune to be seated next to a friend of his from California who, as it happens, worked with him on the TV show Roswell. Claudia Alves managed to make the reception after driving through a dark and [...]
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What is going on? I can’t even catch Duncan Hunter or Tom Tancredo saying something crazy today. Related Stuff:
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Mitt Romney hopes you don’t know how to read a map. In the wake of Mike Huckabee’s upswing in Iowa, Romney has been trying to portray Huck as a political insider. Because Arkansas is clearly in the realm of national political influence. Related Stuff:
Full Story »Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 150
David Bohrman thinks you’re a moron. “Who is David Bohrman?” you ask between deep breaths taken through your stupid mouth. He’s the senior vice president of CNN – as well as the executive producer of last night’s CNN/YouTube debate – and he says the public can’t be trusted to ask intelligent questions of the Republican [...]
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