This is the main event. This is what we’ve been waiting for since we first saw Rick and Shane sitting amicably in their squad car back in Kentucky.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Red Handed
Emma could teach Ruby not to wear so much damn make-up and Ruby could teach Emma to rock a pair of pleather pants. It would’ve been the start of a lady cop duo made in fairytale heaven.
Full Story »Being Human: I’ve Got You Under My Skin
Sally remarks that she is still learning about herself, and after 200 years, so is Aidan. I know some clinical psychologists who would love to sit down with all parties involved in this mess.
Full Story »Casting Michonne
I don’t care who plays the Governor on The Walking Dead. Michonne, however, is another story.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Judge, Jury, Executioner
Why the effing hell isn’t someone watching Carl? It’s not like they’re at the mall or the family barbeque where Carl can wander off, get into some minor mischief and maybe burn his eyebrows off.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Dreamy
Fairytale dwarves are perfect workers for a conservative country. Asexually hatched, no messy lady business coming or going, and they’re all dudes.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: What are Little Girls Made Of?
This episode is fraught with sexual innuendo and frustration: everywhere I looked, it was vaginas and penises.
Full Story »Fringe: The End of All Things
I had a moment of panic watching this episode, when Peter was in Baldo’s mind. I was afraid that Baldo’s speech about his origins and goals was going to get a little…spiritual.
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Pilot Season: The Nightmare Continues!
Remakes! Racial stereotypes! Feminists! More attempts to recreate Downton Abbey even though we supposedly live in a classless society! Also, you have died of dysentery.
Full Story »Pilot Season Snap Judgments!
It’s pilot season, y’all! The Fall 2012 TV season is poised to bring us more police procedurals and racial stereotypes along with desperate attempts to pull of an American Downton Abbey.
Full Story »Being Human: Mama Said There’d Be Decades Like These
Josh, you were so hot and cold this week. I wanted to punch you in the babymaker early on and then you were so badass redeeming at the end.
Full Story »Kris Williams: Ghost Hunting, World Traveling, and Waffles
Kris Williams has the best job in the world. As co-lead investigator with Ghost Hunters International, she gets to travel the world, stay up all night, and hunt ghosts. Pretty much everything we thought would be awesome as kids. Also, waffles.
Full Story »Fringe: A Better Human Being
After watching six seasons of Jack and Kate on Lost dance around each other because of their “problems”, it’s very refreshing to see a couple take what they want and work through their problems instead of staying alone and moping about it.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Triggerfinger
Once I realized that zombie was shearing his own face off, I lost it. That was one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen on television in recent memory. Also, don’t forget T-Dog, y’all.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: What Happened to Frederick
Mary Margaret got a taste of the sexist rage toward adulterous women in this ep. David is the one who cheated and broke marriage vows, yet she’s the one getting accosted at work, getting snubbed by Old Granny from the diner, and getting her car tagged.
Full Story »Supernatural: Repo Man
Poor Sam. Surrounded by hellfire, only inches away from his brother on a hotel bed, and his Hand Jobs are no longer effective. What’s a guy to do?
Full Story »The Fades Episode 5
I’m not sure if Paul is being naïve because he is just 17 and absorbing the power that’s been revealed to him, or if he is honestly formulating a way to break open ascension to free everyone.
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