Oh no (said with no enthusiasm, whatsoever). They killed Alaric (make sure you yawn after you complete that sentence). What is the point of killing this man every episode?
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The Ties That Bind
Everyone had issues. But good lord, do they all need to crop up in the same episode in a manner that caused me to leave for 15 minutes, come back, and not really have missed anything? Bonnie has Mommy issues. Caroline has Daddy issues. Elena has Stefan issues. Tyler has Klaus issues. Damon and Alaric [...]
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Our Town
When did all these big bads stop having weaknesses? My husband had the misfortune to be home while the show was on this week. His pointing out that all these vampires walking out in the sun drew my attention to all the other issues (non-issues?) that these creatures no longer have.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The New Deal
This show has confused itself so much that it can no longer keep track of it’s own mythology. Also, anything that might make sense should be ignored or sent away because keeping it around would just be silly.
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The Vampire Diaries: Homecoming
There’s a lot of “daggering” (is so a word!) and talking about daggering, in this episode. Elena daggers Rebekah. Damon daggers Klaus. Klaus daggers Michael. It’s totally not as naughty as it sounds.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Ordinary People
This was much better than last week but I think I’m over the big reveals every five seconds. The witch is my mom! GASP! Michael is my dad! SHOCK! I’m not a natural blonde!!! WHAT?!
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Ghost World
Mystic Falls should stop having town events because people always die. I wonder what the population of this place was before the Salvatore brothers showed up. Significantly higher, that’s for damn sure.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Smells Like Teen Spirit
On a high note, Elena is pissed and not gonna take it any more. She’s Buffy in training and by the end of the episode.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The Reckoning
If my kids went to this high school, we would have moved a long time ago. They have a huge body count for such a little town.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Disturbing Behavior
This show has a habit of torturing people. So far this year it’s been Caroline, Stefan, and me.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The End of the Affair
I am digging the fact that Stefan is no longer angsty and filled self-loathing over all the things he’s done in his horrible past. Instead, we get to see how awesomely murderous he was and just how much Klaus/Nick admires him.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The Hybrid
Today I’m focusing on the overly mature teenage girl and her love for a mass murdering vampire(s). What is Elena’s appeal to all things fanged? She’s like catnip for vampires. She’s vampire nip.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The Birthday
Way back when, Stefan was known as the Ripper. I’m hoping he eats Elena while he’s evil because that’s what vampires should do.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: As I Lay Dying
I was kind of hoping that since they were screening Gone with the Wind in Mystic Falls, we’d get to see a sea of bodies strewn far and wide for this finale. Alas, we did not.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The Sun Also Rises
We’ve reached this season’s penultimate episode. This means, of course, that the stakes (no pun intended) are high and the blood’s going to fly, but as bad as it gets, the finale will take that and multiple it by something and then gleefully toss it into our faces.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The Last Day
Now there’s the show I’ve come to expect. After the last two episodes, I was beginning to wonder if The Vampire Diaries had lost its mojo. I’m happy to announce that the latest episode is a grand return to form, with the twists, the gasps, the angst, a werewolf or two, and the weekly cliffhanger.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Klaus
I’d like to note that hundreds year old vampires shouldn’t call their teenage lovers “girlfriend”. The whole thing just grosses me out to begin with because it reeks of pedophilia.
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