If Russell Edgington had to die, at least he died doing something he loved: eating fairies and talking smack.
Full Story »True Blood: Sunset
That fairy elder was ridiculous. She looked like she was trying to shake off a dried-up poop.
Full Story »True Blood: Gone, Gone, Gone
This is what I was afraid it would look like when I got my first period. That sure as hell is what it felt like.
Full Story »True Blood: Everybody Wants to Rule the World
I wonder if the ghost came with the subtitles? Also, vampires must save a bundle on plates and utensils. We already know they don’t use napkins.
Full Story »True Blood: Somebody That I Used to Know
“I live in a four bedroom house with a BMW in the garage.” OH, REALLY? Then wwwwhhhhyyyyy are you hanging out at a vampire bar, you
True Blood: In The Beginning
Pam is becoming more nurturing and Tara….well, maybe Tara will finally get a chance to be the little girl she never got to be as a human.
Full Story »True Blood: Hopeless
Please oh please oh pleeeaaase have Sheriff Andy create a supernatural crimes task force in Renard Parish. The team could be a vampire, a werewolf, and a fairy. And there could be zany misunderstandings because of their awkward interpersonal dynamics.
Full Story »True Blood: Let’s Boot and Rally
Bill and Eric are morons. Eric’s been walking the Earth for 1000 years. Certainly, he’s learned by now that it’s far better to jump in and kill the target instead of standing there, telling the target what you’re going to do? Right? No? OK, then.
Full Story »True Blood: We’ll Meet Again
Season five has been good. Like season one good. I haven’t been the least bit annoyed with these past three episodes (although I have laughed out loud at the ridiculousness of some things) and am actually watching because I want to know what happens next, rather than out of a sense of duty.
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