This week, Torchwood corroborated my primary reason for never ever wanting to go camping (aside from that aversion to sunlight and nature thing): there are psycho people out there doing freaky stuff like harvesting tourists for snack packs, and not because they’re aliens disguised as humans or even humans being controlled by aliens. Eating people [...]
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Once Torchwood moved past the old lady and the fairies, it was promising: we got to gaze upon Captain Jack Hot Cakes sleeping and looking very naked. Sometimes it doesn’t take much to make me happy, but the show didn’t keep up John Barrowman’s nudity and I lost interest a little more than halfway through [...]
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I want Captain Jack Hot Cakes to give me a shooting lesson. I’ve never fired a gun. Never even held one. But, that scene with Captain Jack teaching Gwen how to use a wide variety of guns made me want to go to the shooting range, even if it’s just with a Super Soaker. Related [...]
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I have no idea what to say about Torchwood. This must be what it’s like to like something. It’s an unsettling feeling for someone who hates so much. And that hate isn’t limited to television, movies and comics. Oh, no. My hate extends to the TV stand, the sofa, the living room lamp. Then Torchwood [...]
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I’ve never followed Doctor Who, except for a few old episodes from the 1970s with who I now recognize as the fourth Doctor and a hokey television movie from 1996 that even my mom thought was silly. Naturally, the spin off, Torchwood, didn’t hold much interest for me. Until I saw ads for Torchwood while [...]
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