(Mostly Dead): A -Z. A Vampire Diaries poem in the style of Edward Gorey
Full Story »American Horror Story: Birth
I predict that by next week’s season finale Ben will have completely lost it so he replaces Vivien’s occupancy in the loony bin, or he will join the other “living” dead in the Murder House. Either way, he’s not making it out functionally alive at the end.
Full Story »Chuck vs The Hack Off
You know what I’m really looking forward to with the series finale of Chuck? That I’ll be able to listen to that Cake song without having to change the lyrics. Right now I sing about how Chuck is a crappy spy. It’s not my A material but I think it’s funny.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
So, there is a simple solution to the Storybrooke problem: everyone in town has to make out with Emma Swan.
Full Story »American Horror Story: Smoldering Children
At the end of at least the last 3 episodes I have sat up at the end and shouted “All right, already! Figure it out, Ben! Vivien! The House is a Bermuda Triangle of Spirits! Get with the program!” as I shake my fist in the air like an old man at the neighborhood kids.
Full Story »Supernatural: Death’s Door
Show has got a reset button that’s so BIG, it’s the size of Texas, and it can bring back anyone, even a demon who’s been melted by the snap of an angel’s fingers. Regardless of how Bobby died, and whether he decides to remain a ghost or not, this was a hugely impactful episode.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: The Shepherd
King Midas has taken his golden touch his soldiers’ chain mail and, presumably, weapons. No wonder his soldiers couldn’t slay a dragon – they’re armed with the metal equivalent of Jell-O.
Full Story »American Horror Story: Spooky Little Girl
F you, Ryan Murphy and AHS for giving me the worst nights of sleep before the opening credits of the freaking show. I basically huddled in a fetal position for two nights before I found the episode again on my DVR to watch it full through. In the daytime.
Full Story »Chuck vs The Business Trip
I’d like to talk to Chuck’s co-creator/ producer, Chris Fedak, for a moment. YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!
Full Story »Chuck vs The Frosted Tips
Morgan getting the intersect is the greatest thing that has happened to this show. Suddenly something is happening!
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: That Still Small Voice
Maybe it was best for all of fairyland residents that the Evil Queen transported them to the really real realm of reality. That bunch was prone to super bad decisions in Fairytale Land.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Pretty Much Dead Already
You guys, it looks really bad when your lone black character only shows up for group scenes and has no story of his own. Every one else has a story. Give T-Dog a story.
Full Story »American Horror Story: Rubber Man
Vivien’s deteriorating is frustrating. I love her strength and to see her falling apart makes me want to scream.
Full Story »Fringe: Wallflower
I hate to bust out The X-Files as a comparison (well not really), but this show kills The X-Files in monster-of-the-week storylines. (Fringe had already killed The X-Files in overarching stories two seasons ago.)
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The Walking Dead: Secrets
What’s with the flagrant destruction of bottles? It’s the zombie apocalypse, people. No one is manufacturing bottles or any containers anymore. Maybe you should save them.
Full Story »The Secret Circle: Balcoin
It’s probably unfair to say, but one of my favorite parts of the episode was watching Jake leave.
Full Story »American Horror Story: Open House
My favorite part of the episode had nothing to do with plot motivation. It was Vivien’s random sex fantasy that paid homage to Janet’s POV montage from Rocky Horror.
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