The Vampire Diaries: Before Sunset

I get so worked up about this show. Even my dog, Monster, gives me looks that say, “Shut up! What did you expect?” Then my husband tells me not to drink so much and yell at the TV so loud since it’s a school night and the kids are trying to sleep.

The Vampire Diaries: Do Not Go Gentle

Have these people not watched their own show to know that their best laid plans suck ass and always end up in the toilet? Someone should keep a diary or something so they can go back and learn from their mistakes. Oh wait, they probably use it to talk about their feelings and who kissed them that week. That’s important in a town with a body count higher than the eastern hemisphere.

Game of Thrones: Garden of Bones

Is there anyone else out there who gets such a stupid kick looking at these fantasyland maps? The show’s introduction of world-panning views gives me an uber-geek thrill.