I’m a little in love with Terry Bellefleur. And John is a little in love with redheads wearing corsets, wielding bazookas.
Full Story »Torchwood: End of the Road
We’re having a serious discussion at Pink Raygun Galactic Headquarters about which is worse: Starz’s Torchwood or Syfy’s Flash Gordon. It causes me great pain that it’s come to this.
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Torchwood: Immortal Sins
I think my DVR is looking out for me. The recording of last Friday’s Torchwood wouldn’t play past the Starz logo no matter what troubleshooting tricks I applied as if the DVR was saying, “Lisa, you really don’t want to go there.”
Full Story »True Blood: Let’s Get Out of Here
I have so many problems right now. Leading my problems is the usual: Sookie, being a selfish dick, showing absolutely no gratitude for Alcide plucking her from the battle. There’s also the problem of Tara needing to be rescued by her white friend (which will likely lead to an apology on Tara’s part at the [...]
Full Story »Torchwood: The Middle Men
Torchwood, how you’ve disappointed me. This must be what my mom felt like when I told her I was majoring in English. And planned to be a teacher.
Full Story »Falling Skies: Season Finale
Next season, I’m introducing the Falling Skies drinking game. I don’t have the specifics yet, but I know that whenever Tom or one of his kids talks about history, viewers will take a shot.
Full Story »True Blood: Cold Grey Light of Dawn
Alan Ball, you’re relying way too much on rape to develop your characters. Seriously, dude. There’s a lot of rape in your show. It’s gross. Please stop.
Full Story »Torchwood: The Categories of Life
I think I’m the only one who finds Oswald Danes’ apotheosis to be feasible. It’s feasible because Americans are a bunch of infantile chumps.
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