True Blood: Whatever I Am, You Made Me

Way to take your time with revealing half-naked Christopher Meloni, Show. Salome and every other woman on True Blood have all been able to get naked in 5 seconds or less, but with Meloni, you go with the slow burn.

Game of Thrones: Stupid Sansa Stark

Daenerys made another leap forward in becoming a force to be reckoned with after spending most of the season spinning her wheels. Also, if babies breathed fire, I might be a little more open to having one.

Game of Thrones: Peter Dinklage has an Axe

If Tyrion and Varys can’t run Westeros, then they should have a road trip spin off show with Bronn. It could be like Restaurant: Impossible, only with struggling kingdoms. Or a travel show in which they sample the inns, eateries, and brothels of Westeros.

Game of Thrones: As Goes Ros, So Goes Westeros

I don’t see this situation ending well for her, but hers is the condition of the common folk of Westeros. They get used and broken and tossed aside by the nobility and, despite all the fighting, none of it is really on their behalf.