Why the effing hell isn’t someone watching Carl? It’s not like they’re at the mall or the family barbeque where Carl can wander off, get into some minor mischief and maybe burn his eyebrows off.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Dreamy
Fairytale dwarves are perfect workers for a conservative country. Asexually hatched, no messy lady business coming or going, and they’re all dudes.
Full Story »Fringe: The End of All Things
I had a moment of panic watching this episode, when Peter was in Baldo’s mind. I was afraid that Baldo’s speech about his origins and goals was going to get a little…spiritual.
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Pilot Season: The Nightmare Continues!
Remakes! Racial stereotypes! Feminists! More attempts to recreate Downton Abbey even though we supposedly live in a classless society! Also, you have died of dysentery.
Full Story »Pilot Season Snap Judgments!
It’s pilot season, y’all! The Fall 2012 TV season is poised to bring us more police procedurals and racial stereotypes along with desperate attempts to pull of an American Downton Abbey.
Full Story »Being Human: Mama Said There’d Be Decades Like These
Josh, you were so hot and cold this week. I wanted to punch you in the babymaker early on and then you were so badass redeeming at the end.
Full Story »Fringe: A Better Human Being
After watching six seasons of Jack and Kate on Lost dance around each other because of their “problems”, it’s very refreshing to see a couple take what they want and work through their problems instead of staying alone and moping about it.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Triggerfinger
Once I realized that zombie was shearing his own face off, I lost it. That was one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen on television in recent memory. Also, don’t forget T-Dog, y’all.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: What Happened to Frederick
Mary Margaret got a taste of the sexist rage toward adulterous women in this ep. David is the one who cheated and broke marriage vows, yet she’s the one getting accosted at work, getting snubbed by Old Granny from the diner, and getting her car tagged.
Full Story »Supernatural: Repo Man
Poor Sam. Surrounded by hellfire, only inches away from his brother on a hotel bed, and his Hand Jobs are no longer effective. What’s a guy to do?
Full Story »The Fades Episode 5
I’m not sure if Paul is being naïve because he is just 17 and absorbing the power that’s been revealed to him, or if he is honestly formulating a way to break open ascension to free everyone.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: All My Children
This show sucks a bitter lemon kind of way because they have recycled every freaking moment from every freaking plot line and put it into this episode.
Full Story »The Secret Circle: Return
Daddy’s home, and I have no complaints, as he looks like a brunette, bearded Daniel Craig.
Full Story »Being Human: Addicted to Love
Sally continues to recklessly body snatch a woman who is in a loving and committed relationship with a marginally attractive man. Are we supposed to feel okay that Sally’s essentially raping her by forcing her body to have sex with Marginally Attractive Boyfriend? Ick.
Full Story »Fringe: Welcome to Westfield
This was the episode I’ve been waiting for. It was engaging, bittersweet, and it set up the framework for the overarching problem of Mr. Jones, the two (three?) universes, and where Peter truly belongs.
Full Story »The Walking Dead: Nebraska
You just shot a barn load of zombies. You’re drowning your sorrows in liquor. Seems like things can’t get any worse. Then, two Philadelphians walk into your apocalypse bar.
Full Story »The Secret Circle: Valentine
I’m amused by their teen cynicism (they start so young!) for Valentine’s Day, that Cassie refers to as the “greeting card, florist, chocolate tier industrial complex” and Faye more succinctly calls “Anti-Independence Day”.
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