It’s amusing how the show wants to establish Cassie as some kind of bad ass despite her kewpie doll looks and voice, but I do admire that she’s at least growing up.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Bringing Out the Dead
Oh no (said with no enthusiasm, whatsoever). They killed Alaric (make sure you yawn after you complete that sentence). What is the point of killing this man every episode?
Full Story »Being Human: All Out of Blood
Look, I’m all for developing bromantic tension between two male leads. But forcing a love triangle upon them? You’re better than that Dawson’s Creek crap.
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: Fruit of the Poisonous
“Fruit of the Poisonous” was another episode with priceless moments that demand to be captioned, so let’s get started!
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Chuck vs The Bullet Train vs Sarah
Sarah gets brain cleansed with flash cards. Really, dude? Can you send me one of those with French on it? Looks easier than Rosetta Stone.
Full Story »Fringe: Forced Perspective
I hate to say it, but the Peter-less universe’s Olivia bothers me. I was cool with her at first. I liked how dark her story got. But this whole Nina thing has made me realize that this Olivia is not nearly as smart as the reg-universe Olivia.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: The Enemy Within
The Yeoman Rand Sexual Harassment Count is officially ON. She’s harassed in the hallways anytime she goes anywhere. She got sexually assaulted by Charlie X and Bad Kirk. Janice should be issued a phaser set to kill.
Full Story »Being Human: Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
I never, almost never, would proclaim to be a fantastic boyfriend, but C’MON JOSH. Guilting Nora to attend the med school mixer after she 1. discovers she’s a werewolf; 2. kills a centuries-old vampire; and 3. loses her unborn child?
Full Story »Lost Girl: Not The Worst Thing Ever
“Succubus. For god’s sake,” I muttered (yes, I mutter in italics). “This is just gonna be an hour of sexy face masquerading as female empowerment. I’m officially declaring the strong female character to be dead.”
Full Story »Fringe: Enemy of My Enemy
On Twitter, Jaskia Nicole said that Alt-Astrid saying “cool” to the fact that Peter was from another universe was a nod to Abed on Community. Nicely done, Jaskia.
Full Story »Star Trek 700: The Naked Time
What I like most about this one is the message that everyone is suppressing feelings to get along. In a way, we’re all Spock. Also, wash your damn hands.
Full Story »Chuck vs Bo
Bo Derek is no no Emma Peel, or Linda Carter, or a hundred other actresses of that era. Also, I thought skinny chicks weren’t supposed to eat, so why is she chewing the scenery so hard?
Full Story »Once Upon a Time: 7:15 AM
This is the weakest episode of the series so far, but I AM a love hating twerp. They never show the most important parts, like cleaning up a puking lover. When your S.O. wipes the corn off your face, gives you a shot of Pepto, and puts you to bed, you know you’ve got something special.
Full Story »The Fades: Episode 2
I want Mac to somehow help Paul, maybe get some powers of his own, or just generally be able to be a capable sidekick for him. I think that would appeal to them both, because they both need each other, and there is nothing embarrassing about that.
Full Story »Star Wars: Uncut and Awesome
Star Wars Uncut did what the remasteries and prequels failed to do: renewed my love for Star Wars.
Full Story »The Secret Circle: Witness
So it turns out, it wasn’t irresponsible witchcraft but the anti-witches council (aka witch hunters) that caused the fire on the boathouse.
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: The Ties That Bind
Everyone had issues. But good lord, do they all need to crop up in the same episode in a manner that caused me to leave for 15 minutes, come back, and not really have missed anything? Bonnie has Mommy issues. Caroline has Daddy issues. Elena has Stefan issues. Tyler has Klaus issues. Damon and Alaric [...]
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