For your pumpkin carving needs, here is a library of anime themed stencils!
Full Story »Barbie’s Tattoos Will Destroy Us All
If we’re gonna go the Barbie outrage route, how about some outrage over the Bob Mackie Dracula Barbie, which promotes overall bad taste and an unhealthy addiction to sequins and feathers (I speak as a victim, here).
Full Story »Letters from A Concerned Zombie: Dear Rick Santorum
You have to shut up, now. How are you not embarrassed every time you open your pretty mouth?
Full Story »We’re Too Much for God-Fearing Americans
A few times a year, I have to travel to professional development conferences for the online school which employs me. We are a public school, but our PD inevitably happens at a megachurch in the middle of a corn field. All I can think about is Children of the Corn.
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Glenn Beck
Your vision for American education takes all the fun out of being a zombie. 8 out of 10 zombies prefer an educated food supply.
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The Hulk is My New Dreamboat
Mark Ruffalo is my new progressive dreamboat. I fell in love with him while watching this on TV.
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I am My Own Time Machine
I am my own time machine. Only, I just go forward in real time instead of doing anything awesome like traveling to the future or the 1880s or within my own life, striving to put right what once went wrong.
Full Story »Apocalypse Closet: Spring 2012 Ready to Wear
Style.com named checked both Game of Thrones and Mad Max in their review of Herve Leger. The label took their obnoxious bandage dress and turned it into warrior queen garb equally fit for Daenerys Targaryen or Auntie Entity.
Full Story »Weaponized Miss Universe Contestants
These contestants look like they’ve stepped out of a horror film only to be glitter-bombed upon arrival to the real world. They may be mocked around the media, but any of these costumes would fit right in at a convention.
Full Story »Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Tea Party Zombies
It is my pleasure to inform you that this Concerned Zombie does not support the game, Tea Party Zombies Must Die, and plans to boycott it.
Full Story »Jetpacking for Love
To go from a computer the size of a room to one that fits in the palm of my hand, well, wow. So kudos to those nerds for getting us that far, but I’m frustrated that they haven’t gotten to speeding cars, or the like, on the road or in the air that zings me faster than, ok, a speeding bullet.
Full Story »Nerdy Ideas for “We The People” Petitions
I have some ideas for petitions that could use the White House’s attention. I.e., issuing a proclamation ordering George Lucas to stop. Just stop. Stop fiddling with Star Wars.
Full Story »Wisdom for Weary Teachers
I’ve come to this zen place I never expected. I think it’s because, finally, I’ve internalized the lessons of my sci-fi geek life.
Full Story »Set Your Phasers
Alien movies typically reflect our societal, economic and political climate. So does the timing of the invasion also influence what we get? If we are in a recession, do aliens come and steal what is left of our jobs?
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