2013 Can Suck A Butt

Not the worst year ever, but 2013 can suck it on it’s way out the door. Now, let’s move on to what I’m looking forward to in 2014.

Christmas Spirit in My Cold, Dead Heart

I can’t say that I’ve been Scrooge-y this Christmas because I don’t have any workers to exploit. However, the Christmas spirit has been lost on me for some years now and it never occurred to me that it was tied up in reminiscing.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Sandman is Terrible

There’s something about Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s presence that just irritates the $h!t out of me. It’s the same feeling I get from Julia Roberts and Bradley Cooper. When they show up on screen, I want to punch it.

A Vegetable Garden on The Moon

Unlike my failed (and lame) science project, the point of the NASA/Google experiment isn’t about plants’ ability to thrive. It’s the first step in gauging human ability to thrive in a closed lunar habitat. If we send plants to the Moon and they thrive, then humans probably can, too.

My 2013 Halloween Costume: Origins

I haven’t dressed up much since college even though I’ve had great costume ideas. It’s always poor timing or weather. For example, last year, my Halloween costume was thwarted by Hurricane Sandy. I was going to be a Sexy Ood.