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By TrinityVixen Wow, Zor-El is kind of a toad-one of those ones that looks like an especially moist turd, not the fun kind that get you high if you lick them. There’s nothing about him that doesn’t make me want to scrub out all my senses with bleach. Funnily enough, I almost feel the same [...]
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By TrinityVixen And the winner is: the immovable object. For a full season and a quarter, inquiring geeks have debated and flamed over who would be the logical victor in a conflict between a power nullifier and a power absorber. As it turns out, nullification trumps, and the Haitian is the reason Peter was, four [...]
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By TrinityVixen My assumptions about Smallville’s one-Wonderbra policy are confirmed this week as Kara vanishes into the ether (despite some super-boinking at her supposed place of residence) and Lois returns. At least we have a plausible explanation for Lois’ lengthy departure (aside from the fact that she’s even too grating for the creators to stand): [...]
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By TrinityVixen I declare a moratorium on all time travel to the past (exceptions will be made for Sam Beckett and the Doctor). Such visits are excuses to relive and repeat past mistakes. And I am not talking about those of the fictional characters at this point. Related Stuff:
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By TrinityVixen Subtlety, that obscure Earthican practice, seems to have been dropped from the Kryptonian cryo-sleep syllabus. Fortunately for Kara, she did get the memo about Earth men being week in the scrotal area. It was attached the large-ish file titled “Hacking: Making The Matrix Look Like LogoWriter.” Related Stuff:
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By TrinityVixen So, “The Line.” As in, “Where do you draw…?” I think the answer is: it depends on how much of a bad-ass you are. Pushing boundaries is the name of the game on this week’s Heroes, whether it is the boundary of (im)morality or, in the case of a certain feudal Japanese love [...]
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By TrinityVixen It’s official: Al Gough and Miles Millar hate you.Don’t worry—it’s nothing personal. They hate me, too. They hate you, me, and anyone still watching Smallville with the hope that Clark Kent will ever be Superman. Because you (and by “you,” I mean “we”) are crazy, what with your webtubes postings and your anger. [...]
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By TrinityVixen Here we are at last: the kick-start to the season after a few too many minutes spent on pointless wandering (Hiro), clueless whoring about (Peter), and guileless stumbling in the dark (Matt). Finally, finally, finally, we are getting somewhere! Related Stuff:
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By TrinityVixen It took seven years, but they finally did it: the creators of Smallville got Dean Cain to guest star on the show. As soon as they get Tim Daly (voice of Supes on the animated series), they’ll have an unholy trifecta of modern Supermen who’ve been on the show (as if, with all [...]
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By TrinityVixen Heroes continues to play “Where’s Waldo?” with its far-flung characters. If last season was about union and communion, this season is all about division and escape. Anyone still on the season one track is a sucker. Trust, in other words, is a fool’s game. And lord, what fools these supers be. Related Stuff:
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By TrinityVixen The following things are forbidden to you forever when you fake your own death: -Going back to your hometown -Expecting loved ones to forgive you -Loved ones actually forgiving you Related Stuff:
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By TrinityVixen If you’re planning on having your shadowy, evil corporation maintain its monopoly on superpowered folk, it helps to plan out your projects thoroughly ahead of time—the better to spot any flaws therein. For example: sticking the power-hungry, power-stealing, brain-eating maniac you’ve decided to keep alive (again) in a shed with a super appetizer [...]
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By TrinityVixen Man, I hate being right. Super Girl opens her mouth and confirms my worst my assumptions about the new, midriff-baring waif in that small Kansas town with so very many meteor-and-alien-related problems. Finally, our chance to meet a member of the house of El with actual working memory of Krypton-as-was, and the best [...]
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By TrinityVixen Strange things are afoot at the Circle H ranch, folks, and they’re only getting stranger. You have to hand it to series creator Tim Kring: not much may happen in the starter episodes of Heroes, but there is always a real sense of pay-off waiting to happen. So, despite the fact that half [...]
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By TrinityVixen Let’s take a head count. All characters who did not, in some way, die in the season six finale/season seven premiere of Smallville: raise your hands. Upping the ante from previous seasons, the creators of Smallville have decided that instead of pretending to kill one or two people, they needed to pretend to [...]
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By TrinityVixen Flight? Regeneration? Time-travel? These so-called “super” powers can’t hold a candle to the mighty mutated testosterone that Adrian Pasdar must piss out like water to have grown that monstrous soup-catcher he’s sporting. Ah yes, Heroes is back! Related Stuff:
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