About Alpha-Girl

Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram.
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Alpha-Girl has written 1806 articles so far, you can find them below.


Fictional Femmes 2011: Cable

Tara

For a bit more diversity in age, ethnicity, and overall look, cable is the place. Maybe they’re smaller audiences mean they don’t have to automatically default to “teen to mid-twenties, white”.

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Fictional Femmes 2011: Networks

Astrid

Our yearly Power 100 list, while fun, hasn’t really given me the opportunity to look more critically at what’s going on currently. So, I wanted to take a look at 2011 on its own. Who were the women on our screens? What are they like? How did they behave? Is there a common pattern among them?

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Revisiting A Special Christmas

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As a special holiday gift to you (and because I’m feeling lazy after spending hours compiling next week’s Fictional Femmes of 2011 extravaganza), I’d like to share a a special Christmas story that we originally ran four years ago.

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Star Trek 700: The Man Trap

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That’s more like it. “The Man Trap” was infinitely more enjoyable than “The Cage”.

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Books: The Faerie Ring

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If you have a Twihard girl in your life, consider giving her The Faerie Ring as a step toward heroine rehabilitation.

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Star Trek 700: The Cage

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I appreciated that the female crew members not only got to wear pants, but also weren’t relegated to the skintight jumpsuits that passed as pants for shapely women in later years (I’m looking at you, T’Pol and Seven of Nine).

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The Anti-Gift Guide Strikes Back

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Not to belabor the topic, but there is just too much awesome stuff out there to purchase for yourself and/or your victims. Oops. I meant family.

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An Anti-Gift Guide

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This is the gift guide that has a bonfire on the beach instead of going to its fascist high school’s prom. This is the gift guide that’s mostly stuff to console yourself with while relatives and family friends ask why you aren’t married/ don’t have kids/ suck so much.

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Star Trek from the Start

star trek from the start

How can I call myself a Trekkie when there are over 700 episodes in existence and I’ve only seen maybe 300 of them? This must be rectified.

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Once Upon a Time: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter

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So, there is a simple solution to the Storybrooke problem: everyone in town has to make out with Emma Swan.

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Killing Cable

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I went years without cable because watching a staticky picture was OK with me, even when my leg formed part of the antenna. Now, I’m headed back there.

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Books: The Thirteen Hallows

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This book was the literary equivalent of cheese curls, and not even the good ones. I’m talking dollar store cheese curls that are more orange than orange ever should be and when you open the bag, the scent of giving up wafts up to meet your nose.

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Once Upon a Time: The Shepherd

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King Midas has taken his golden touch his soldiers’ chain mail and, presumably, weapons. No wonder his soldiers couldn’t slay a dragon – they’re armed with the metal equivalent of Jell-O.

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My Life as Boober

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Some red flags should have gone up for someone when the Muppet I most related to was Boober from Fraggle Rock.

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Letters from a Concerned Zombie: Dear Mitt Romney

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Mitt, your relentless trudge forward in the face of tremendous negativity is rather admirable from this Concerned Zombie’s perspective, but you’re embarrassing yourself now.

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Books: Down the Mysterly River

Down the Mysterly River

I wasn’t enthusiastic about this at all. The concept sounded old fashioned, like dusty butterscotch candies. It turned out, however, to be amazing.

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The AT-AT Cabinet of My Dreams

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I don’t know who made it or if it’s even for sale, but I need this AT-AT cabinet.

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Once Upon a Time: That Still Small Voice

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Maybe it was best for all of fairyland residents that the Evil Queen transported them to the really real realm of reality. That bunch was prone to super bad decisions in Fairytale Land.

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