Once Upon A Time: The Apprentice

Let’s see if I really need to watch every episode to keep up, shall we? I’m sure last week Elsa said “I’ll do anything to get my sister back!” and Emma scrunched up her face in disbelief at something and Henry wondered if he’d gotten any college acceptance letters, yet.

The Walking Dead: Strangers

Every time I see a new black character on The Walking Dead, I immediately start speculating on which current black character is going to die.

Once Upon A Time: White Out

Little Bo Peep, The Payday Loan Extortionist, is my new favorite fairy tale bad guy. I want her to rise up against Storybrooke’s unstable government and questionable democratic system and institute a reign of terror during which she references The Silence of The Lambs!

Agent Hartley is Skye’s Mom

The Lucy Lawless character is Skye’s mom. Yes. Even though Isabelle Hartley – OSTENSIBLY – was killed in the car crash at the end of the episode. I’m still calling it.

Apocalypse Closet: Spring 2015 RTW

The Fall 2014 Ready-to-Wear shows were an eclectic mess of WHAAAAAT? as designers shook out their anxieties and tried to settle on a new vision to bring humanity forward into the next half of the decade. For Spring 2015 Ready-to-Wear, they’ve settled on a collective vision. SO. MUCH. BOHO.

The Passion of The Exclusionary Geek

One night, we went to karaoke and met a woman with a Serenity tattoo and a Captain America t-shirt. I was also wearing a Captain America shirt, so naturally, we chest bumped (as you do when you meet another geek in the wild) and merged our groups for the rest of the night. At the end, we were invited to a charity costume ball being run by one of her friends. It was way the hell out in the suburbs, but hey! Geeks! Costumes! Tasty adult beverages! Of course we’d go! How could we not? These are our people! Right?