Once Upon A Time: Nimue

I’m not trying to toot my own horn, but it kind of sucks to know as much as I do because, when it comes to simple storytelling, it’s very easy to predict where things are going. For example, as soon as Nimue showed up, I knew she was both Merlin’s love and the first Dark One.

Crimson Peak: A Daydream from A Bookish Girl’s Diary

Crimson Peak was written by a 15 year old girl who eats lunch alone in the school library. There’s a goth girl inside her, but the goth accoutrements are beyond her reach because her parents won’t allow it and she’s a nice girl who follows the rules.

Once Upon A Time: The Dark Swan

Oh, Disney is willing to admit that The Sword and The Stone exists, but not The Black Cauldron? How about The Black Hole? Can we work that one in, Disney? Can we? SHOW ME MAXIMILLIAN TERRORIZING STORYBROOKE! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!

Game of Thrones: Mother’s Mercy

Holy effing poop nuggets….I’m actually rooting for Cersei Lannister. But, first! Jon Snow isn’t dead! OK, he is dead. But, not for long! But, before that! THE VILLAINS ARE NOW THE UNDERDOG ANTI-HEROES. WHUUUUT???

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