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Apocalypse Closet: Fall 2014 RTW

Like the Fall 2014 Menswear collections, the women’s ready-to-wear shows for the season made no sense whatsoever. Usually, I can tangle out some common themes across collections, whether it’s end-of-the-world anxiety or relieved hopefulness. Not this season. Everyone is all over the place.

So, like I did with menswear, I’m going to toss up some photos and shout my impressions in all caps. Because that was fun for me, last time.

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Alexander Wang

I AM A SAD ROBOT.

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Brandon Sun

I LOVE THIS DRESS, BUT THE STYLING IS TERRIBLE. WASH YOUR MODELS’ HAIR, BRANDON SUN.

Custo Barcelona

Custo Barcelona

LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING LADY GAGA PUKED UP.

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Steven Alan

I’M A HAPPY WORKER DRONE.

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Delpozo

I CONTROL ALL THE WORKER DRONES.

Nicholas K

Nicholas K

FALLING SKIES EXTRA.

The Blonds

The Blonds

THE BLONDS DO THIS SAME THING EVERY SEASON. IT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE, BUT NOW I”M GETTING BORED.

Dion Lee

Dion Lee

I DIG THE 8-BIT EFFECT WITH THE SILVER.

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Thom Browne

Thom Browne, as usual, went straight up avant-garde with his collection and presented a stylized fantasy world populated with prim and exaggerated Victorian women. I always know I’m going to love his work.

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Threeasfour

¬†Everything in Threeasfour’s collection is gorgeous and totally appropriate for the shiny future-world in which I want to live.

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