There is one thing that's always bugged me about the undead. No, not the smell and general lack of hygiene. It's the continual need to eat despite the absence of working intestinal organs. I mean, how do they poop it? If... (Continue reading)
John and I love Halloween even though we never seem to do anything for it other than buy candy, carve a pumpkin, then eat the candy, which was never intended for trick-r-treaters anyway.... (Continue reading)
By Brian Thompson - So it's the middle of October. A dark and gloomy night. I've been up past one in the morning browsing the internet for information, pornography, and information about pornography. (Findings: It's sexy.) ... (Continue reading)
By Lisa Fary - Two mysteries of the universe: 1)Twilight 2) How John Cusack wound up in Emmerich’s 2012. Perhaps we’ll find the answers this November.... (Continue reading)
Brian Thompson, the Amateur Scientist in: How to Get a Deal on a New Car! - This column’s going to be a little different than usual. Instead of telling you why you shouldn’t believe in something and occasionally dropping... (Continue reading)
By Brian Thompson I. The Setup - I don’t have anything against cats. It’s just that I’m deathly allergic to them. And I hate their guts. But I completely understand why they’ve become the unofficial pet... (Continue reading)
By Brian Thompson - Back in 2006, comic actress and former professional nude person Jenny McCarthy started a website called IndigoMoms.com. It was meant to be a gathering place for mothers of so-called "indigo children", where they could talk... (Continue reading)
By Lisa Fary - For the first time ever, Dr. Leonard McCoy ruined a movie theater seat. Specifically, the one I was sitting in.... (Continue reading)
By Brian Thompson - J.J. Abrams’ new Star Trek hopes to bring in a new crowd. There are muscles and budgets and acting and lead performers who aren’t AARP members. Exciting! So it’s for these people, the... (Continue reading)
By Brian Thompson - I. The Setup: What defines a zombie? If there's anything we learned from the Dawn of the Dead remake (other than the facts that Zack Snyder can work a camera and Sarah Polley is the... (Continue reading)