Apocalypse Closet: The Menswear Nightmare Continues

The fall 2013 menswear collections wouldn’t stop. More designers than usual completely lost their $h!t and produced looks that would be perfect for really bad sci-fi films. Like, Syfy-bad sci-fi films.

Yes, Syfy-bad is a legitimate expression of quality, as is Syfy-good.

Let’s kick it off with the a C3PO- inspired track suit:

And this psychotropic, spirograph suit:

And these Babylon 5 cosplay outfits:

How totally Garibaldi

Ivanova wants her pants back.

And this 2D suit with an 8-bit hat:

And these models standing next to garbage:

I am Derelicte!!!!

Blue Steel and Whuuut??

And whatever the hell this is:

Splinters in your nose. And eyeballs.

And character hoodies. What?

You can probably get a better one ar Red Bubble for a hell of a lot less.

 

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