Yes, pageants are demeaning, etc., etc., etc., blah, blah, blah.
But, I like the gowns. And with Miss Universe, I love the national costumes.
I just want to wear sparkles all the time, OK??????
Last year’s national costume segment of the Miss Universe pageant featured sequined monsters bent on destroying the world. This year, they were firmly in evil queen territory with outstretched arms, menacing glares, and sweeping costumes, establishing their dominance over
chino pants the world.