Our youngest cousin, Jesse, is a beast.
Seriously. That kid is a monster. He’s only 3 years old and his feet are almost as big as Lisa’s. And he’s strong. You do not want to arm wrestle him for the last hot dog because you’ll lose.
Naturally, he identifies with the Hulk.
And, even though he slept through half of The Avengers, he declared it the best movie he’d ever seen and excitedly followed his mom around the kitchen after dinner, telling her about everything Hulk did in it.
“What was your favorite part?” Mom asked.
“When Hulk punched Thor like this!” Jess yelled. Then he threw his arm out in a straight punch to the side.
Brady, the middle cousin, happened to be standing right there and wound up taking Jesse’s punch to the face….which immediately got added to the list of wrongs he’ll make the world pay for in twenty or thirty years.
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“Puny holiday.”
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