Just today I had some crazed looking bearded man in a hat festooned with American flags and turquoise kokopelli randomly stop in front of my house and explain how I’d better vote for Romney unless I wanted to see “Amerka” (his pronunciation, not mine) turn into something like Europe.
“Hey, that reminds me…it’s time to start posting Pink Raygun’s 2012 series of Free Pumpkin Carving Templates!”
Continuing our tradition of mixing the geeky with the real-world, here are our latest templates, and the first of 2012.
In your corner, President Barack Obama. Looking out for the 1%, Willard “Mittens” Romney.
Make your pick below (click the image to download your template). More FREE PUMPKIN CARVING TEMPLATES.
Barack Obama template (click to download)
You pick the Budget Munster as your running mate, this is what you get.
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Would’ve been awesome if you kept your politics to yourself and actually gave us both of the running mates, just sayin’.
What’s really awesome is that this is our site that we pay for, so we can put whatever the hell we want on it. Free market FTW.