As much as I complain about Star Wars, I still want all the Star Wars things. Except the remastered original trilogy on Blu-ray. Or DVD. Or VHS (yes, I still have a VHS player in the closet; I still have tapes, OK?).
And I want these Star Wars slippers even though I’m supposed to be a grown up. And I’m told grown ups don’t do things like wear Yoda slippers and say, “Stinky, my feet are.” Or put on Darth Vader slippers and wheeze, “I find your lack of nail clippers disturbing.”
But, being a grown up is overrated and we have Star Wars slippers to give away, courtesy of Bunny Slippers!
One winner will receive a pair of Star Wars slippers by Bunny Slippers, in the character of their choice: Yoda, Darth Vader, or Chewbacca.
TO ENTER:
Answer this question in the comments below:
What Star Wars character would you most want to wear on your feet and why?
(your response can include characters other than the three featured in the slippers)
Be as silly or as vindictive as you like!
Me, I’d want the Chewbacca slippers so I could chase my cats while making this noise:
We’ll draw a winner at random on Monday!








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I would imagine some Tauntaun slippers would be nice and warm… maybe just a but smelly, though.
Can I have X-wing slippers? Not exactly a character, but really cool ships. And then I could do the bombing run over a Death Star pillow…it would be so cool!
The Darth Vader ones…because they would embrace the dark side of foot odor.
I’d choose Chewbacca slippers. He’s my favorite character because he’s a warrior, is stalwart, and so cuddly looking.
Hah, that’s a great reason. I want Chewie ones because he’s the fuzziest of the 3, although I could totally get behind Miguel with some tauntaun ones
If I had the Darth Vader slippers, and if I fathered a child (that would be quite a trick) and then abandoned him to help rule an awful dictatorship, and then in the future I found out about that son, I could show up at his domicile and listen through the door for just the right moment as in a fit of angst he asked the heavens “Who is it? Who? Who is my father?” And then I could walk in, look knowingly at my Vader slippers. Because of the collective pop culture consciousness, my son would know the truth without a word spoken between us.
That is why I’d like the Vader slippers. They would give me an opportunity to participate in moments I otherwise could not have participated in.