I cannot let this Rep. Todd Akin thing go, y’all.
For days, I’ve been trying to think of a way to talk about it in the nerd terms I understand, like, “Oh! My body is all sci-fi and stuff!” But, that would indicate that science is REAL, and we can’t have that. It would totally get in the way of parental authority, you know?
Or, “Hey! My uterus is like Gandalf! It’s all like YOU SHALL NOT PASS! when unapproved sperm gets up in there!”
But, when I think about it for more that a microsecond, I lose the ability to form complete sentences and just want to stab things. Things like dicks. And balls.
Thankfully, legitimate rape has a soundtrack.
First up! The Renegade Raging Grannies:
Next up! Taylor Ferrara:
Sometimes, I can’t believe I still live in America. It’s like it’s a totally different country than the one I learned about in school.
Image by me, using Pixelmator.