I cannot let this Rep. Todd Akin thing go, y’all.
For days, I’ve been trying to think of a way to talk about it in the nerd terms I understand, like, “Oh! My body is all sci-fi and stuff!” But, that would indicate that science is REAL, and we can’t have that. It would totally get in the way of parental authority, you know?
Or, “Hey! My uterus is like Gandalf! It’s all like YOU SHALL NOT PASS! when unapproved sperm gets up in there!”
But, when I think about it for more that a microsecond, I lose the ability to form complete sentences and just want to stab things. Things like dicks. And balls.
Thankfully, legitimate rape has a soundtrack.
First up! The Renegade Raging Grannies:
Next up! Taylor Ferrara:
Sometimes, I can’t believe I still live in America. It’s like it’s a totally different country than the one I learned about in school.
Image by me, using Pixelmator.
Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
I, myself, would like a comprehensive list of what is non-legitimate rape. If she is wearing red shoes, is she asking for it? Hey, I bought you dinner, you owe me…
I often wonder why the heads of political parties just don’t sew the mouths of their fellow politicians shut during election years.
I’m pretty sure that, by their standards, every rape is a non-legitimate rape. Even the ones that, on the surface, appear to be legitimate rapes because we’re probably lying about those to discredit men or get an abortion or some other nefarious woman thing.
If thou ist a Republican, thou art a swine.
Hey, now. That’s insulting to swine. Thing of all the wonderful things swine have given us: bacon, picked pigs feet, pork chops, Babe.