We already know that Sookie ruins everything, but she brought it to a level I didn’t think possible, even for her.
Sookie bloody ruined death for her best friend. Tara should be resting in peace, floating away to heaven (because in the True Blood-verse, that’s probably a real thing) to be a hippy dippy light-filled angel or whatever the hell they do there.
See? Here’s heaven. There’s a stairway. I don’t even believe in it and it looks inviting. It at least looks like a nice place for Tara to go and have some peace.
Then….effing Sookie….
Yes, yes. I know Laffy initiated this, but Sookie should have put more effort into stopping it. And, of course, when Tara is all vampire-ragey next week, Sookie will turn it into a thing about Tara not appreciating her efforts.
Otherwise, that was a fantastic start to my summer trash TV. I can put up with Sookie’s crap (although, it is fun to hate her) as long as I have this
and this
and this
Other True Blood Thoughts:
- There’s some werewolf stuff happening, but it’s centered around Alcide, so screw it. He’s a horrible boyfriend and a worse person for not acknowledging his role in Debbie’s meltdown.
- “I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweat suit for y’all…” Awesome Pam can always be counted on to put things in perspective.
- I’m glad Jessica is getting the chance to be a teenager, finally. She went from her fundy homeschool origin family to living at Fangtasia to getting dragged from crisis to crisis by Bill to playing house with Hoyt. Poor kid has never been able to just be a kid. So, keep rocking out to The Runaways and Foreigner, Jessica. It won’t last long. Nothing good in Bon Temps ever does.
- Speaking of, I’d like my Russell Edgington now, please.
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