Apocalypse Closet: Russian Fashion Week

Thank god for Russia.

I can always count on Russian Fashion Week  to show me attire appropriate for a wide variety of occasions, from foraging in a post-nuke wasteland to slinking about the Enterprise with an eye toward villainy. The grim, slightly menacing outlook of the shows are such a contrast to the relentlessly upbeat prettiness/sexiness I have to wade through with NYFW to get to anything interesting.

For example….

This tickles me on so many levels. It hits my 1990s-grungy-thrifting bone, along with my knitted-winter-hats-go-with-everything aesthetic. And, of course, this zombie-ish makeup is something I wish were societally acceptable as an workplace look.

Screw waiting for civilization to crumble. I want to wear this outfit now.  I already have the boots and a black dress I can tatter (that’s also about what it looks like when I try to put on eye makeup).

I have no idea what the hell is going on here. They look like they’re LARPing TRON in homemade costumes.

Star Trek villainess. I love that the designer made his models look like aliens.

Even without the masky/ headressy thing, this is awesome. Like a motorcycle ball gown from the future. Totally a winter formal look for Auntie Entity.

Apocalypse secretary.

While reading The Hunger Games, this is sort of how I imagined the Capitol residents dressing. Odd shapes and weird, extravagant details.

A visitor from a parallel universe that hailed Adam Ant as their god.

Like a drugged-up 1970s housewife just woke up from her bender and found herself in a barren wasteland populated by cave people.

Hits my hooded-gown sweet spot.

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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram.
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