There’s so much for an aspiring, dystopian warrior queen to choose from this season.
This dress is so badass sexy I can’t stand it. I want to wear this dress now and swish around the Shop Rite in it, looking all imperious in the soup aisle. This dress demands a crossbow.
Similarly toned fur scraps make for a nice minion look to the crossbow wielding warrior queen of the soup aisle. She would hold the basket and double check that the ingredients to the soup were free of any stealth gluten.
The wackadoo headpiece obscures that this is pretty tame for a Rick Owens look. Still appropriate for a worker drone.
An appropriate winter look for Auntie Entity.
I’m digging the color and cut on the jacket and skirt, but the styling looks like Edward Scissorhands.
Dr. Seuss draws a teddy boy.
“The Pro vs The Ho”. That’s the first thing that came to mind after seeing this dress with protruding boob bits all over it. No, it doesn’t make sense, but that’s where I went.
This is how nerdy I am: saw the mirrory bits on the dress and immediately saw potential for mini-solar panels that would power a death ray.
Ice skater from hell.
I just…I can’t even… gorilla arms are back. Christ.
And one more to add to my imaginary wardrobe of hooded gowns. First thought: Polgara the Sorceress.