What can I say about this episode? It was f***ing stupid. That’s what. There was some dumb story about Jeffster discovering Castle. Really? That’s all you got? Your fake employees might discover their existence is pointless? Isn’t that what retail is all about?
There was some bull$h!t about Sarah not wanting to be a spy any more. It went like this, “Whiny whiny put a baby in me“. Ugh. She must be turning 30 cuz it seems like there is something in the water as all my friends are now pooping out babies.
Morgan got to screw a shrunken apple head.
Oh wait, that was Bo Derek.
Maybe I don’t care cuz I’ve never had a hard on for her. I really don’t get it. She’s not that hot. She’s just…. blond…. She’s no Emma Peel, or Linda Carter, or a hundred other actresses of that era. And, my god, is she a terrible actress. I thought skinny chicks weren’t supposed to eat, so why is she chewing the scenery so hard?
Here’s what I don’t get. At the end of this Crap Fest episode, Sarah and Casey get ambushed by the new Big Bad (srsly, so dumb. You introduce a NEW bad guy with three episodes left? Where did the writers go to school cuz Imma burn that $h!t down) and Sarah downloads the Intersect into her pretty head.
Don’t worry, there was plenty of room in there.
WHY THE F*** WASN’T THIS ALWAYS THE SHOW!? Look, clearly I’m not the audience for this show. I mean, I like GOOD writing, plots that make sense, and characters I actually like. Didn’t we go over this when Sarah’s fake Charlie’s Angles biotches showed up?
Three episodes to go.
Three. Episodes. To. Go.
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