This week’s theme is that normal life is boring. And v-neck sweaters are lame on old dudes.
What is going on here, guys? Nothing. That’s what. The only part of this episode that I watched was when Sarah got out of the pool in a bikini, and then when Lester was in drag. He actually looks like a woman. Not bad, Wardrobe.
The rest of the time I was daydreaming about Gina Carano and watching the new Resident Evil trailer. I “remember” seeing the third one in the movie theatre. That’s the one where they’re in the desert right? (I’m not fact checking that, I don’t care.) I’m not sure cuz I got totally blitzed before watching it and that didn’t even work because in the middle of it, I called the Canadians to tell them what a crap crappity movie it was.
The ONE other guy in the theatre must have agreed cuz he left. And I’m sure it had nothing to do with us screaming at the screen.
Back to the boring stuff. Here’s my impression of Chuck, “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Maybe I do want a kid. No wait, kids are scary. No wait, let me smother Sarah with my insecurities!” Man, grow a vagina.
And I am real, real tired of this Casey/CAM angle. Is anyone finding this entertaining? Oh look! Casey has a heart! Awwww. BOOOOOO! I boo on your softening of tough guys! All Casey needs is his gun, Vera, and his love of all things Republican!
On to the next episode, and don’t make me play SWTOR while I “watch”. You know I’ll do that anyway.






