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Full Story »Resident Evil: Afterlife – Dramatically Rehashing Racial Stereotypes in Slow-Motion
By Liz Kim – I guess it’s comforting for other races to concede the “strong/athletic” card to black men when everyone else gets to be “intelligent” and “creative” and otherwise normal humans. As Dot Com wisely said on 30 Rock, “maybe someday we’ll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.” It also stems from/contributes to that good ol’ fashioned slave-owning mentality that Black man = Beast meant for toiling in the hot sun and raping your women.
Full Story »Chuck vs The Suitcase
By Raygun Robyn – Chuck went back to the monster/mission of the week formula and I am disappointed by this. I wanted some hawt Super Spy Milf action, but alas, that did not happen. Instead we got an episode of “Zoolander” but with more ass kicking. Girl on girl ass kicking. Yum.
Full Story »The Event: To Keep Us Safe
By Keri – Oh, The Event. You are getting tricky, giving me airplane crashes in the middle of the desert that seem to lack any tension, and another Dead Buchanan. I may almost start being intrigued by you, with your unexpected flashes of not badness, and your continual tease with what The Event may actually be. For example, the way you started this week’s episode? I’m giving a golf clap here. Not bad. Not bad at all. And you didn’t even ruin any more chocolate cakes, clearly a step up from the pilot.
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No Ordinary Family: Pilot
By Sonia Aurora – Do I, whenever I pass a large unmarked container on the highway, pretend they’re filled with nuclear waste and imagine what it might be like to fall into the vat and come out a better, stronger, quippier version of myself? Heck yeah. Do I stare at the not quite large enough parking spot – the only one I’ve been able to find in the last 30 minutes – and wish I could telepathically shift the other cars to give me the two inches I need for a comfortable squeeze in? You betcha. And if I were to vacation with my family to some exotic rainforest locale and not only survive a plane crash, but return stateside without a weird rash, and a choice of super strength or speed? Sign me up!
Full Story »Free Pumpkin Carving Template – Walking Dead Zombie Pumpkin #2
Zombies, Zombies everywhere. Well, Zombie Pumpkins. Grab yourself the next in our Week of Walking Dead Zombie Pumpkins. Related Stuff:
Full Story »Supernatural: Exile on Main St.
By Sylvia Bond – After the summer hiatus, I watched this episode and realized that I could review it one of two ways. I could review it and determine whether or not I liked it because it did what I wanted it to do. Or, I could review it in the context of what it actually did, and whether or not that was effective.
Full Story »The Guild Season 4 Episode 10: Festival of The Sea
By WorldofHiglet- Quiz Time! I’m going to mix it up this week. So – a Cosmo quiz starting from the end back and going to the beginning, anyone? I hope the answer is yes because that’s what you’ve got…
Full Story »Free Pumpkin Carving Template – Walking Dead Zombie Pumpkin
In honor of the halloween premiere of AMC’s “The Walking Dead,” we present to your the first in our week-long series of Zombie Pumpkins. Related Stuff:
Full Story »Smallville: Lazarus
By Aden Penn – Now before we launch into this shindig, I want to make something a little crystal. I have a love/hate relationship with Smallville. It appeals to my love of super heroes like you would not believe, but there have been many times when I have thrown my hands up and said, “That’s it, I’m out.” I have been happy with a lot of things and other things have made me roll my eyes, but isn’t that just the way with television?
Full Story »Fringe: Olivia
By Rhea Dee – Didn’t Peter notice key differences between Olivia and Bolivia in the season finale? And now all of a sudden he’s blinded by a haze of love to not realize that the girl he’s kissing is not Olivia? Oh, if only the Alt Universe had the handy evil beard indicator that the Star Trek Mirrorverse had!
Full Story »The Vampire Diaries: Bad Moon Rising
By Dawn Del Sontro – If you live in Mystic Falls, chances are you are some kind of supernatural being, have slept with one, are hunting one, or have been eaten by one. Perusing our list we see that lycanthropes are next for most popular choice of inhuman critters which means that they must appear on our show (see Buffy, and True Blood for examples. As well as Twilight, but only if you must). All you normal people should really consider moving out of state. Oh, crap. I live in Virginia. I wonder if I should look to relocate?
Full Story »Sex and the Single Geek Girl: Cee-Lo is a Hater
By Teresa Jusino – Recently, in my Twitter travels, some dude had the nerve to say something to the effect of “I dare you to find me a geek girl who is still single.” While lots of geek girls I know are in great relationships, there are plenty of us who are still looking. Geek guys seem to think that all a geek girl has to do is walk into a con and exist in order to get attention. While it would be nice if that were true, the reality is that most geek girls get ignored unless they’re wrapped in latex and dressed like Harley Quinn, Lee-loo, or Slave Leia.
Full Story »Eric Roberts on Sharktopus
Earlier this week, Raygun Robyn attended a conference call with Eric Roberts and director Declan O’Brien in promotion of Sharktopus.
Full Story »The Event: Pilot
There is a roaring noise, a TV reporter talking anxiously to her cameraman. “Keep the camera going,” she screams, loyal to the end to her journalistic creed. People are screaming and running and gracefully set tables are turned over. A very lovely chocolate cake tumbles to the ground. That’s when I knew this show was serious, because that’s White House chocolate cake we’re talking about, it ain’t no Duncan Hines ready mix. It was serious because the loss of all that chocolately goodness was not The Event.
Full Story »Fight Zombies With Flair
When the zombie takeover happens, I want Alice from the Resident Evil flicks to not only fight beside me but also to be my personal shopper. She exhibits terrific style even while killing the living dead. I can’t imagine that’s easy to do. However, the character portrayed by Milla Jovovich apparently knows of a secret [...]
Full Story »An American Godzilla with Integrity
Another property making its way through the reboot carousel is Godzilla. We heard about such a thing for years in the 1990s only to be hit over the head with that awful (dirty, no-good terrible) Roland Emmerich version of Godzilla back in 1998.
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